Lindsay Lohan

Age: 31

Height: 5'5

Weight: 120 lbs

Bust: 32D

Hometown: New York City, New York

Record: 4 - 4

Wins: Lindsay Lohan (52%) defeats Stana Katic (48%)

Lindsay Lohan (58%) defeats Miley Cyrus (42%)

Lindsay Lohan (51%) defeats Mandy Moore (49%)

Lindsay Lohan (56%) defeats Sarah Chalke (44%)

Losses: Margot Robbie (62%) defeats Lindsay Lohan (38%)

Brooklyn Decker (68%) defeats Lindsay Lohan (32%)

Sophia Bush (54%) defeats Lindsay Lohan (46%)

Molly Quinn (54%) defeats Lindsay Lohan (46%)

Rivals: N/A

Tag Record: 1 - 2

Wins: Lohan/McAdams (55%) defeats Munn/Underwood (45%)

Losses: Coleman/Steinfeld (45%) *UPSETS* Lohan/McAdams (55%) via RNG

Decker/Mawby (79%) defeats Lohan/McAdams (21%)

Stana Katic vs. Lindsay Lohan

"Lindsay slouched exhaustedly against the corner turnbuckle; an arm slung over the top rope as her tousled crimson locks concealed the look of agony etched across her twisted face, her mammoth pair freely teardropping toward the canvas. Katic's wiry, bronzed frame was a stark contrast to the milky curves of her opponent; confidently puffing out her pert chest as she towered over the defunct redhead, dangling what was left of Lindsay's jet black bra out in front of her chin. All the redhead could muster was an unconvincing snarl, scoffing at Katic's playful taunt at having leveled the playing field, both women's tops now littering the ring floor.

Katic had been surgical; she had to be given her age. On the other hand, no one would mistake Lohan for a singles hitter, recklessly going for the homerun knockout at every opportunity and too-routinely grasping at air. Before Lindsay could find her second (or third) wind, the brunette was once again a half-step ahead; craning one of her pendulous gams up into Lindsay's windpipe. The redhead bucked and spasmed for oxygen, gagging as Katic planted the arch of her foot just below her chin and threatened to submit the shorter Lohan with the Keibler special - a brutal corner leg choke. Stana began to aggressively inch forward and dig into the choke as Lindsay desperately squirmed to slip free, her tippy toes pedaling nothing but air as the small of her back arched over the top of the steel turnbuckle.

With Katic nearly doing a full split, the seemingly impossible happened. Whether it was a dexterous reach by the redhead or simply a blunder on Stana's part in moving too close, Lindsay's frantic reaching finally hit paydirt. The brunette suddenly let out a shrill squeal as Lohan's prying fingers found the crotch of Stana's bikini bottoms, viciously ripping the stretchy lycra material toward her in a frontal wedgie. Stana's legs seemed to instantly go weak, her thighs pinching shut as she aborted the chokehold and instead began to gingerly claw at Lohan's devious deathgrip. Lindsay continued to tug and twist, mercilessly splitting Katic's quaking thighs with the unforgiving spandex. With an ear-splitting *rip*, the material finally gave way, the crotch of Stana's bottoms shredding in Lindsay's palm.

Tears began to well in the corners of her eyes as the brunette pirhouette away from the cackling redhead, gently cupping her bare crotch in crippling agony as she rudderlessly stumbled toward the center of the ring. Sensing the finish line, Lohan leapt toward Katic; hopping onto the brunette's turned back and snaking her forearm around Stana's delicate neck. Katic began to throatily gurgle as Lindsay's boa-like grip tightened; drunkenly stumbling backwards before careening into the ropes, all while prying helplessly at Lohan's sweaty forearms. Lindsay clung to the listless brunette like a shawl, completely draping herself over Stana's shoulders until finally her knees buckled under their combined weight. Stana collapsed to her knees with a canvas-quaking *thud* before falling backwards into Lindsay's lap, her eyelashes subtly fluttering as a stream of drool sloshed across the redhead's locked wrists. Feeling her own strength rapidly fading, Lohan attempted to evolve the submission hold to one more devastating; looping her heels around the insides of Stana's thighs and prying her legs apart, simultaneously upping the rib-crushing pressure she was putting on the brunette's slender midsection. Katic's thoughtless squirming lasted only a few more anxious moments, gently pawing at Lindsay's wrists as her eyes rolled into the back of her head, her nude, lanky frame beginning to sickeningly convulse in Lindsay's lap. All four limbs finally fell slack, spread eagle against the mat as Lohan made sure to wring her neck once more before dismissively slinging her to the mat. Stana flopped motionless to her backside, no more than a crumpled heap of bare flesh as Lindsay rose to her feet and victoriously planted her foot on the brunette's bare mound for a 3-count.

"Nada-and fucking-TWO! Can't hang with the big girls, can you Katic?!" Lindsay venomously barked, staring side-eyed at the twitching brunette before grinding her heel between Stana's spread legs and dipping out of the ring."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

"Miley stumbled her feet failing her and her skull felt like it had been hit with a sledgehammer,Lindsay smirked at the sight below her,the great Miley wrecking ball Cyrus was putty in her hands or so she thought,Lindsay should have known better,the self-proclaimed bad girls had stripped nude,both had previous of course,and neither were shy of their assets,both sets of boobs were raked with scratches and bites,as Lindsay prepared to finish her fading opponent she was shocked by Miley's counter-attack. Lindsay's clit was at the perfect height for a kneeling Miley,and she used her tongue to attempt to simulate her fellow lesbian,Lindsay was reluctant to engage at first,but soon both woman were gunning for an orgasm,this was more than just a wrestling match this was a sexfight now. Miley had the early advantage,but Lindsay soon fought back the older girl using her feminine wiles to bring Miley to a climax"OOOHHHHH"moaned Miley sweat running down her breasts and dripping to the canvas"how's that feel you inferior tart"giggled the redhead. Miley was too fatigued to reply her downcast blue eyes revealing her shame at the older woman besting her,"now we know who the better woman is let's end this farce"and Lindsay easily mounted the washed-out blonde and planted her 32D jugs on Miley's tear stained face, even if Miley's mind wanted to resist her body wasn't willing,and she soon fall into oblivion her tongue lolling from her open mouth.Lindsay of course posed for the victory pictures her gray eyes shining".

- Submission by tiger76

Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

"For the second week in a row Miley made the mistake of getting too cocky. She started the match strong and aggressive. In her mind Lohan was washed up and would be an easy first win. Lindsay however, like Fox, refused to lose to someone like Miley. After being pushed into a corner by an onslaught of punches from Miley, Lohan yelled out; "That's enough!" She pushed a surprised Cyrus back and started an assault of her own. Lindsay pounded through Miley's defenses all while shoving off all attempts to counter attack from the weakening Miley. Finally after minutes of this she grabbed the already clearly defeated singer's shoulders and spun her around to face her own corner. She kicked the slut down to her knees and raised her arm in victory. Miley refused to submit however and still weakly struggled against Lohans grip.

Lindsay finally ended the match bringing her knee up and slamming it into Miley's chin hard, knocking the poor girl out cold. Miley fell forward on her face and Lindsay smiled from ear to ear. She pulled Miley's shorts down to her knees showing her defeated bare ass to the world. She then bent down grabbed a handful of Miley's hair and lifted her head up for the crowd to get pictures of her KOed face".

- Submission by fasteddy44641

Lindsay Lohan vs. Mandy Moore (Hit The Beach Match)

"After a horrid start, the resilient, albeit winless Moore had slowly begun to turn the tides in this thrilling beach showdown. Mandy had yet to find a way to translate her towering frame into much of a competitive advantage, but as she stood over a breathless, genuflecting Lohan it looked as though she was about to do just that to secure her first win. As Mandy hunched at the waist to haul Lindsay upright by her frazzled auburn locks, Lindsay covertly buried her hands beneath the coarse ground; her fingers clutching two palms of sand before savagely slinging the blinding chunks into Mandy's eyes.

Moore immediately pirouette away from the downed redhead furiously clawing at her pupils, mewling inconsolably before careening into the bowing ropes behind her. With the help of a suddenly rejuvenated and resurgent Lohan, the rudderless, gangly brunette was slung awkwardly through the middle ropes, splashing down into the rising tide just at the edge of the makeshift beach ring.

Lindsay was practically frothing at the mouth as she approached a hapless Moore on all fours, snagging the writhing brunette by the shoulder strap of her bikini. The moderately-endowed Moore instantly spilled out of the displaced cups of her top, her teardropping breasts cutting through the incoming tide as Lindsay dragged her to the edge of the surf on hands and knees.

An appalling clap of flesh erupted with each violent impact as Lindsay began to barbarically hammer Mandy's gorgeous features into the compacted mud. Mandy's body fell completely slack long before Lindsay ceased her attempts to bore a hole through the sand; clumps of mud and ocean-soaked strands of hair caked against Mandy's delicate, unconscious features. Mandy's lifeless frame pitched and rolled with the incoming tide as Lindsay craned her head up for the aghast audience to see, her freed breasts spasming and mushrooming into the impressionable sand below. Not content with the stomach-churning destruction thus far, Lohan tied a glorious bow on the performance by plunging Mandy's face back into the surf, grating her features into the mud before being pulled off by league officials finally stepping in to make sure things didn't go any further".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Sarah Chalke vs. Lindsay Lohan

"The more-than-game blonde was finally starting to show her age; her impressively lithe frame now wilting under the relentless pressure of the depraved redhead. "No pressure, no diamonds"; but there would be no diamonds formed tonight. Lohan could become untethered when she was engaged, and all it took for her to become a frothing killer was to have her top unwittingly ripped from her milky, heaving chest. Chalke had been requited for her innocent mistake doubly, as both her frilly, matte black top and bottoms littered the canvas around the two circling predators.

One of Sarah's hands feebly cupped her bare mound as she retreated toward the enclosing ropes; her plump, delectable pussy lips peeking through the skewed cover of both her fingertips and carefully shaped bush. Her teardropping B-cups trembled as she clumsily shuffled backwards, hoarsely squealing as the stalking Lohan scooped her up and effortlessly suspended the blonde atop her shoulders in position for a game-ending Muscle Buster.

Chalke breathlessly mewled as Lindsay slowly slid her grip down the blonde's slender calves and clasped her ankles, mercilessly bowing Sara's legs well past the point of a full split. The crowd reached a decibel level rarely heard in any CWF match thus far, drowning out the feeble cries of the wimpering blonde as Lindsay paraded her playtoy around all four corners of the ring. Sarah's split thighs quivered as every straining muscle and joint in her pendulous gams threatened to pop all at once, her abdomen scrunching into a crumpled heap as her spread cheeks pointed skyward in one of the most invasive, humiliating displays this league had ever seen.

Without warning, Lohan pulled the plug as her amusement level tipped and transformed to boredom, ruthlessly detonating the folded blonde against the canvas with spine-tingling precision. Sarah's frame violently twitched and spasmed as it exploded into the springy mat and fell deathly still, her sky blue lenses rolling into the back of her skull as all four limbs slid spread eagle. Lindsay swept disheveled strands of hair from Chalke's vacant eyes as her body continued to convulse on her back, scrunching the blonde's pert breasts together before placing a single palm on her sternum and calling for a 3-count".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Lindsay Lohan vs. Brooklyn Decker

"The next fight was seen by many as one of the main events of tonight's card. Ranked 2 and 3 in the Flyweight ranking, both women had the chance to get to the sunny spot at the top of the ranking in case Hilary Duff lost. Both wanted to win by any means necessary. Lindsay Lohan went into every fight with confidence and a nothing to loose attitude. But this time, and with only one loss so far, she wanted to make a statement and challenge Daddario  for a title match after dismantling Brooklyn Decker. Ok, Brooklyn was taller. But at the same sage, LiLo had a much longer history of catfighting and wasn't ashamed of dirty tricks. Actually, she wasn't ashamed of anything. And so she climbed into the ring with a beer bottle in one hand, taking a last sip before putting it into a corner.

Brooklyn was next. And she was dead serious, ready to win this fight. Angry that the pale, soft redhead was still better ranked than her. "You don't look ready for a fight, drug whore", she insulted Lohan.

Lindsay's smile suddenly disappeared and to the big boobed blonde's surprise, she face-slapped her. Hard. Brooklyn grabbed her aching cheek and then threatened through clenched teeth "I'll make you paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy". Her sentenced turned into a scream as Lindsay had slammed her knee into her pussy, proving her veteran catfighting skills.

She then grabbed some blonde hair and dragged her into a corner. LiLo slammed her opponents head into the corner post, leaving her disoriented. "Better stop talking and start fighting, barbie doll!", Lohan mocked her. Then, she propped her into the corner, went back into the middle of the ring and ran forward to squash her into the steel post.

But the only thing getting squashed were the redhead's own, big tits. Brooklyn had underestimated Lohan, but she was not to be beaten that easily and quickly. Grabbing Lindsay's shoulder straps, she pulled her away from the corner post and in a crowd-impressing move, she started to turn around in a circle, letting Lindsay fly around, only held up by her swimsuit, which stretched. Which let her soft boobs escape, which let her red hair fly. Until the straps ripped, sending LiLo unceremoniously into a corner in a disheveled heap. Her swimsuits in tatters, her hair across her face. And the redhead feeling dizzy, disoriented and sick.

Chants echoed to the arena in appreciation: "Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn"

The adressed one smiled, but she was determined to bring the victory home. She pulled Lindsay up by her long, red hair and put her arms over the top rope. Setting her up as a prey. As her punching bag. Exactly what Brooklyn was using her for the next five minutes, sending uppercuts to her boobies, straight fists to her wobbly belly and then hooks to her face. At the beginning, Lindsay struggled to break free. At the end, she hung there, bruised, her head sinking down, beaten.

One more punch to her face let spit and sweat fly and unhooked LiLo from the ropes. She staggered one step, then fell to the floor of the ring. Through her barely open eyes, she saw two tremendous, sexy boobs lowering down. "No ... no ... stop ... make you pay ... another day", she mumbled defiantly. But her weak voice got silenced when Brooklyn's chest, now free of her bikini, created a closed seal around the redhead face. An impressive, unbeatable tit smother. The finisher that LiLo had planned for Brooklyn when she had gone into the fight full of confidence.

Lindsay woke up several minutes later when the victorious blonde emptied the remains of Lohan's beer over her face. "No ... need that ... let me drink", Lindsay stuttered in a comical way, not yet understanding her situation. "Sorry, I need the bottle", Brooklyn replied, then sat down between the redhead's legs, her red pubic hair in glowing with sweat. "... for this". Then she pushed the head of the bottle right into the slit. And deeper, spreading the loose pubic mound, until everything except the bottle's bottom had been pushed inside.

Then, Brooklyn Decker walked away, through the crowd, enjoying the glory, the fame. "Hilary, you're next!", she shouted several times with her fist raised into the air".

- Submission by tr0tz

Lindsay Lohan vs. Brooklyn Decker

"Lindsay Lohan softly cradles her bare, freckled breasts, hugging her arms against the throbbing, pale flesh. Her throaty, pitiful sobs and doleful, watery eyes almost cause the rabid CWF fans to feel sorry for the fiery redhead. But, as Lohan stumbles forward -- from a failed attempt to blindside her opponent -- and her eyes buldge from the sensation of a pair of arms circling her torso, no one felt sorry for her, especially Brooklyn Decker.

Lohan had spent the entire match attempting to outrun Brooklyn, fleeing from the advancing blonde and, in the process, getting as many cheap shots in as possible. The crowd was fuming at the cowardly display, chanting an array of insults at the Mean Girls star. But, luckily for the fans, and unluckily for Lohan, Brooklyn finally caught the conniving redhead, snagging her up in a tit-popping, rib-cracking, breath-taking bear hug!

Lohan's twins were no match for Brooklyn's pair and soon Lindsay was wheezing and struggling in Brooklyn's grip. Decker released her crushing hold once Lohan stopped squirming, allowing her to slither to the canvas. What followed was proper procedure, stripping off Lohan's clothing, rendering her nude. Decker decided to end things quickly and planted her well-endowed breasts on Lohan's face. Lindsay, unable to breathe, almost immediately tapped her submission.

Decker rises up and looks up at the referee, whom, at the moment, had his hands full. Standing on the ring apron, lifting her shirt up and jumping up and down, was Rachel McAdams, the other half of Lohan's Mean Girls clique. Rachel was watching from the backstage monitor and, seeing her bestie in trouble, ran to her aid. The referee never saw the breast smother, he never saw Lohan tap. The only thing he sees are Rachel's bouncing, bra-clad breasts.

Decker rises up, pushes past the ref, grabs a handful of Rachel's hair and flips her into the ring. McAdams lands ass-first on the canvas and howls in pain. Brooklyn, snatching Rachel by her hair, hauls her up and tosses her in the corner. McAdams juts her chest out as she hits spine-first. Brooklyn snarls, sprints forward, leaps in the air and slams her body into Rachel's. Brooklyn's breasts smash against Rachel's face on impact and, finishing her maneuver, Brooklyn hugs her arms around Rachel's skull, smothering Rachel, as the voluptuous blondes fall onto her back and monkey flips McAdams to the mat, hitting Racel with her signature move: The Double Decker.

The audience's booming cheers turn into alarming boos. Taking the hint, Decker ducks down just as Lohan tries clubbing her in the back of the head. As Lohan stumbled past her opponent, Brooklyn positioned her head under Lohan's swiping arm, setting the redhead up for her finisher: the Brooklyn Bridge! Decker wraps her arms around Lohan's torso, lifts her up and slams her down with a brutal belly-to-back drop, driving Lindsay on her neck and shoulders. While maintaining her grip, Brooklyn bridges her body, pinning the cheating diva for the 3-count.

Brooklyn gets to have a double dose of revenge, stripping a zonked-out Rachel McAdams of all of her clothes. Brooklyn's lips curl in a smirk as she looks down at the Mean Girls. Decker positions Lohan face-up in the ring and kicks her legs and arms wide. Next, she drags McAdmas over and positions her ontop of Lohan in the 69 position, ensuring both women get a face-full of pussy. Decker uses Rachel's discarded clothing to tie their limbs together. Brooklyn gives the knots a few quick tugs, ensuring the sleeping beauties are tied up tight, before sauntering up the ramp. The victorious blonde giggles as she takes one last look at the tied-up sluts in the ring and heads backstage".

- Submission by jdo90

Lindsay Lohan vs. Brooklyn Decker

"Lindsey Lohan has been crushing it lately with three wins and she is confident that Brooklyn Decker will be number four. The sun is shining brightly and the weather is particularly nice today on the beach. The sun is giving off a lot of heat and it surely will be a sweaty battle. Lindsey is standing in the ring adjusting her bikini looking over at her opponent Brooklyn.

Brooklyn looks back at Lindsey and pushes her girls up. She knows that Lindsey is going to be a tough opponent, but Brooklyn is determined to defeat her. Brooklyn wants to fight Kate Upton and show everyone that her twins are the best around. Lindsey's girls are looking amazing, but Brooklyn is confident that she will smother out her opponent today. Brooklyn rubs her breasts together to get them all sweaty for Lindsey.

The two fighters are inside a small beach ring. Lindsey and Brooklyn move towards each other and begin to grapple each other. Their feet are moving through the sand looking for balance, while they tug on each other's shoulders and hair. Neither of them wants to fall down to the ground first and end up on the bottom.

Lindsey and Brooklyn are both moaning and groaning trying to overpower each other. The crowd is cheering them both on and the two seem evenly matched. Brooklyn is the first to get her feet in a good position and places her right foot behind Lindsey's left foot. Brooklyn tugs Lindsey to the side and makes her opponent trip over her foot.

Lindsey lands on her back in the sand and she pulls her blonde opponent down with her. Lindsey is able to roll them both over, before Brooklyn can take advantage of her short lived top position. Lindsey pushes her breasts down on top of Brooklyn's breasts trying to conquer her rival's impressive twins. Brooklyn smiles up at Lindsey and rolls them over in the sand.

Brooklyn slams her large breasts down against Lindsey's boobs. Her opponent lets out a loud groan. Brooklyn quickly smashes her tits back down trying to quickly conquer Lindsey's rack. She can hear her rival moaning and groaning beneath her, as she continues to slam her massive tits down.

Lindsey grits her teeth and grabs Brooklyn's shoulders. She pushes the blonde off her and the two start to roll across the sandy ring. Lindsey's back hits the turnbuckle and they stop rolling. Their sweaty bodies are covered in sand and their bikini tops are no longer containing their beautiful breasts.

Brooklyn stands up pulls Lindsey up with her by her hair. She pushes Lindsey's back against the turnbuckle and thrusts her large breasts forward smashing them hard into Lindsey's breasts. Lindsey lets out a loud groan from the impact and her hands shoot towards Brooklyn's hair. The blonde however manages to catch Lindsey's wrists and pushes Lindsey's arms behind the turnbuckle.

"I am going to wreck you bitch!" Brooklyn hisses at Lindsey.

The blonde drags her large breasts up Lindsey's breasts letting Lindsey feel and see how big her breasts are. Brooklyn slams her tits down on top of Lindsey's twins and everyone can hear the loud smacking sound. A loud cry shortly follows the loud smacking sound and everyone can see that Lohan felt the power of Decker's massive tits.

Lindsey tries to get out of the corner, but her arms are trapped behind the turnbuckle. Brooklyn isn't about to let her go and Lindsey watches Decker's massive twins smack down on top of her again. Drops of sweat are propelled into the air from the impact and Lindsey closes her eyes for a moment trying to deal with the pain.

Brooklyn is being relentless smacking her breasts into Lindsey's girls over and over again. Brooklyn uses different ways to punish Lindsey's rack. She smashes her tits full on into Lindsey's twins dragging her tits up and smacking them back down hard. Brooklyn lowers her chest a bit and slams her tits upwards into Lindsey's twins. Her opponent's breasts shoot up almost smacking Lindsey in her face.

"You are a weak bitch Lindsey! I can't believe that you won so many matches!" Brooklyn taunts her rival.

Brooklyn is really starting to dominate the fight now. She presses her large breasts hard into Lindsey's tits trying to conquer them. Her opponent is trapped against the turnbuckle and Brooklyn is pushing Lindsey harder against it. Brooklyn large breasts are showing their power and start to push Lindsey's defenseless twins back into her chest.

Brooklyn suddenly pulls Lindsey's arms towards her, while taking a step back. Brooklyn throws Lindsey over her hip and Lohan crashes down into the sand. Brooklyn doesn't waste the opportunity this time and jumps on top of Lindsey. She slaps Lohan hard in her face and grabs her wrists. Brooklyn pins Lindsey's arms into the sand and lowers her chest on top of Lohan's chest.

Decker raises her chest up in the air pushing Lindsey's arms deeper into the sand. She slams her massive tits down hard into Lindsey's defenseless pair flattening them under her body. Lindsey screams in pain and humiliation, as she watches her proud rack getting destroyed by the blonde's superior twins.

Brooklyn looks Lindsey in the eyes and wickedly smiles. "Where did your boobs go Lindsey? Did I just make them disappear?" Lindsey sobs under the blonde and tries to hold back her tears.

She had been crushing her opponents, but now she is being utterly humiliated by Brooklyn Decker. She isn't even resisting it anymore and lets Decker abuse her flattened tits.

The blonde is grinding her tits down hard on top of Lindsey's flattened pair. Brooklyn is showing everyone that her girls are the best around. Lindsey is whimpering like a pathetic little bitch beneath her, as she continues to wreck Lindsey's boobs. The crowd is cheering loudly for Brooklyn and they can't wait for Brooklyn's finishing move.

Brooklyn drags her breasts up and down a few more times piercing Lindsey's boobs with her rock hard nipples. Her opponent simply moans in pleasure under her and Brooklyn lets out a chuckle. Brooklyn slowly drags her breasts upwards pushing Lindsey's tits upwards as well. She slowly moves her body up Lindsey's body until her breasts are resting against Lindsey's chin.

"Please don't... ahhh god... please no..." Lindsey whimpers out.

Brooklyn wickedly smiles at the defeated redhead and moves her breasts up. The blonde's massive breasts engulf Lindsey's face and quickly form a tight seal. The sweat helps keeping Lindsey's face sealed between the two beautiful orbs. Brooklyn can feel Lindsey's breathing becoming shallow.

Brooklyn releases Lindsey's wrists and wraps her arms around Lindsey's head and pushes her opponent's face even deeper between her boobs. Lindsey's body is squirming due to the lack of oxygen and she slowly passes out between Brooklyn's superior twins.

Brooklyn keeps Lindsey's face between her tits for almost a minute after Lindsey's body stopped twitching. The blonde is showing everyone that she is a force to be reckoned with. Brooklyn finally releases Lindsey from her hold and she stands up. She places her right foot on top of Lindsey's face and flexes her arms.

"I am the best busty blonde around here and soon Kate fucking Upton will be smothered out by me!" Brooklyn roars out and leaves the sandy ring".

- Submission by Vitezislav

Sophia Bush vs. Lindsay Lohan

"After already securing a win earlier in the night, Hilary Duff had momentarily separated herself from the 4-way gridlock that was the second tier of Flyweights. With an unquestionably vulnerable belt holder in Stana Katic, it looked like whoever could scratch and claw their way clear from this logjam would be on the short list to challenge the newly-crowned Katic for the title. Sophia Bush and Lindsay Lohan were next on that list; with Lohan having already dismantled the belt holder herself. Much to LiLo's surprise, it was the sweet, innocent looking Bush who continued to turn heads. Sophia was no paper tiger, but her heart and intangibles were off the charts, as she ran roughshod over the streaky heel. Scooping a dazed Lohan up at the waist after the redhead clumsily catapulted back toward Sophia off the ropes, the brunette impressively held a squealing, squirming Lohan pinned to her side and parallel to the canvas. Lindsay's pleading was short-lived however, as Sophia quickly detonated the redhead spine-first into the unforgiving canvas with a staggering Sidewalk Slam, the whipping, car-crash impact on Lindsay's skull putting her out like a light for a breathtaking victory".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams vs. Olivia Munn/Sara Jean Underwood

"The only comparable metaphor for this strange tagteam match would be if the JV and varsity football teams decided to share the field for some reason. The frenzied action switched from composed, expertly applied holds and throws when Lohan and Munn were paired; to sloppy, wild swings of momentum when Underwood and McAdams were engaged. Eventually, the weakest link, Underwood, would cost her partner dearly.

The fan-favorite Attack of the Show! cohosts had bitten off more than they could chew on this night, and it was starting to show. As Munn exhaustedly straggled behind her dazed partner from outside the ropes, wincing and shielded her stripped naked frame, Sara was not so fortunate inside the ring. The blonde was visibly damaged, wandering and staggering aimlessly across the ring after a paralyzing head smash into the turnbuckle shocked her senses. Heavy-heeled and vacant-minded, Sara drifted right into Rachel McAdams' waiting arms, scooping up the stark nude blonde and ripping her temple-first into the canvas with a jaw-dropping head slam. A fleshy crunch erupted as Sara was flattened face-down, her bubbly, upturned ass jiggling with the rhythmic shake of the canvas and a few lifeless convulsions. Planting a hand on Underwood's shoulder, McAdams rolled the twitching blonde to her backside, tits-up in the center of the ring, her delicious C-cups rattling and pitching with unconscious spasms as Rachel took a long, hard look at her fallen foe.

Almost on reflex, Olivia ducked under the ropes and darted into the ring to save her partner from the inevitable pin, only to be intercepted by a lurking Lindsay Lohan from behind.

"No, no, little girl! We're not done, don't worry!" Lohan cooed as she domineeringly buckled the exhausted Munn, heeling her disobedient puppy and driving the slumping Olivia to her knees.

As Lindsay dragged her collared dog toward the center of the ring, Rachel moved to straddle the unconscious blonde's shoulders from above. With a wry smile, McAdams leaned down and hooked Sara's ankles, lifting her twitching stems off the mat before pausing in a humiliating, exposing "V", making sure her thighs were stretched into the splits for the world to see every revealing fold of flesh between her legs. Tucking Olivia's skull beneath her armpit, Lindsay dog-walked the brunette toward the entangled pair of McAdams and Underwood, positioning the squirming Munn to where she was getting a first-hand view of Sara's sleek, spread, sweat-soaked sex from above.

"I can't believe you would do this to your own partner, Liv! How rude!" Lohan hissed, pausing in DDT position before spiking Olivia's face square between Sara's spread legs. A brutal clash of flesh erupted from the colision as the DDT caused Munn to low-blow her own unconscious partner, both folded bodies sickeningly buckling as Olivia's forehead slammed ruthlessly against Sara's exposed slit, knocking Munn out on impact as she came face-to-face with Underwood's bony pelvis. Both twisted and crumpled bodies twitched as Underwood's thighs folded over Munn's shoulders, Olivia's upturned ass curled and pointed skyward as her stems slowly split with the jostling of her unconscious frame, her thin gams sliding into the splits and allowing her bushy kitty to peek through.

"What a whore!! I can't believe this slut would want to eat-out her own teammate!" Lohan cackled, making light of the salacious position Munn and Underwood were frozen in. With that, Lindsay and Rachel stood victoriously over the spasming pair, each planting a foot on one of Sara Underwood's naked, jiggling tits to secure the victory."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams vs. Zendaya Coleman/Hailee Steinfeld

"Given the greenness of Zendaya Coleman and Hailee Steinfeld, you wouldn't blame the newcomers for not fully recognizing the callous and sadistic reputation of Lindsay Lohan; one of the nastiest fighters the CWF had to offer. Although the two sweetheart Bantams hadn't done their homework before the match, Lohan made sure they didn't leave it with their naivete intact. Rachel McAdams had spent less than a minute combined in the ring as Lohan took breathtaking delight in dismantling whomever was presented in front of her; making sure that each subsequent tagging partner left the ring with less clothing than she'd entered with. In the cruelest moment of the evening, Coleman and Steinfeld at one point even had a minute-long standoff where both refused to enter the ring with the ravenous redhead; both battered and stripped brunette's instead opting to prudishly shield their naked bodies rather than subject themselves to further humiliation at Lindsay's hand.

It was finally Steinfeld who stepped to the plate, meekly dipping under the ropes just to be hit with a vicious Running Bulldog that flickered off her lights for good, leaving the nude brunette face-down and twitching in a pool of her own mangled limbs. Unbeknownst to Lohan who was arrogantly parading around the convulsing brunette, Coleman had hoisted herself atop the turnbuckle at Lindsay's back, crouching quietly on the post. Releasing all her pent-up frustration and humiliation in one artful leap, Zendaya scooped the back of Lohan's skull mid-air and spiked the redhead chin-first against the mat, knocking her out cold with a slam from the top rope. With her partner, Rachel McAdams, too complacent to react in time, Coleman was able to quickly roll up the lifeless redhead and steal the win with a breathtaking reversal and pin."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Brooklyn Decker/Demi Rose Mawby vs. Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams

"Another underperforming pair hit the mats as Brooklyn Decker and Demi Rose Mawby looked to one-up Kate Upton and Yvonne Strahovski with an even more impressive victory to bring them right back in the Title mix. After watching Upton work, you'd think a more extraordinary and dominating win were impossible, but you'd be dead wrong. Not even needing a single tag, the disgraced Flyweight Champion was able to dismantle the free-falling Lohan, picking her apart with deadly precision before laying out the spasming redhead with a thunderous Vertical DDT. McAdams could do little more than shield her eyes as she watched her partner twitch and spasm in the center of the ring; a single paralyzing glance from Decker enough to keep her from sliding into the ring and contesting the speedy pinfall victory."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Molly Quinn vs. Lindsay Lohan
"Formerly on the cusp on challenging for the Flyweight belt, Lindsay Lohan was looking to put her disappointing streak behind her with a get-right match against the inexperienced Molly Quinn. More adept in the Tag scene, Quinn only had one singles fight to her name, a loss against her Tag-Team partner, Stana Katic. Much to the surprise of many, it was the younger Quinn who managed to find her footing and dominate, turning the once-vicious heel into a whimpering puddle. Spoon-fed some of her own intimidating, fiery energy, Lohan melted when the going got tough, finally delivered a brutal Pumphandle Slam that extinguished Lindsay's flame."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins