Nicki Minaj

Age: 35

Height: 5'2

Weight: 137 lbs

Bust: 34C

Hometown: Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago

Record: 4 - 3

Wins: Nicki Minaj (55%) defeats Hilary Duff (45%)

Nicki Minaj (59%) defeats Rachel McAdams (41%)

Nicki Minaj (51%) defeats Scarlett Johansson (49%)

Nicki Minaj (51%) defeats Jennifer Lawrence (49%)

Losses: Kate Upton (70%) defeats Nicki Minaj (30%)

Charlotte McKinney (58%) defeats Nicki Minaj (42%)

Alexandra Daddario (58%) defeats Nicki Minaj (42%)

Rivals: Kesha (0 - 0)

Taylor Swift (0 - 0)

Katy Perry (0 - 0)

Nicki Minaj vs. Hilary Duff

"The dazed, diminutive blonde stared blankly up at the rafters, eyes glazed over though her bosom was still desperately pumping oxygen by the barrel. Hilary's skull lulled back and forth with each heavy pitch of the canvas as Nicki arrogantly paraded around the outskirts of the ring, a red boot print practically still engraved on the blonde's chin from an electric front kick just seconds ago. Hilary finally began to stir as Nicki finished her lap around the track, her spread limbs clumsily fumbling for traction in a half-hearted attempt to stand.

Hilary was still mentally spiraling as the frenzied energy of the crowd plateaued, sensing what was coming long before it actually came into action. With a wry smile, Nicki hiked the waistband of her floss-like bottoms high above her hips, the spandex material completely disappearing between her plump cheeks. After a quick shimmy Nicki lowered her ass over the blonde's glassy features, eclipsing her face with ease as she took a seat right on top of Hilary's mouth. Hilary suddenly sprung back to life, flailing and clawing at Nicki's thighs as her feet pumped against the mat, unable to budge the raven-haired Minaj so much as an inch. Nicki's voluptuous backside did all the work as she triumphantly planted both hands on Hilary's convulsing B-cups and shimmied her hips once more, grinding her ass against the fading blonde's features as she finally took her last breath and sulked flat to the mat."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Nicki Minaj vs. Scarlett Johansson

"The sultry blonde helplessly mewled against the corner turnbuckle, swaddling her battered bosom as she sagged to a seated position in the corner. Scarlett whimpered as she eyed her discarded top mere feet away, gingerly reaching with her toes to try and lasso the tattered remains and scoot them back within reach. With a blood-curdling scream from across the ring, the endlessly curvy, raven-haired Minaj thundered toward the downed blonde, going airborn at the last possible moment before impact.

Nicki thrust into Scarlett with reckless abandon, thumping Scarlett in the sternum with her colossal backside in a brutal Bronco Buster. Johansson hoarsely groaned as Nicki trampolined off her heaving bosom, sagging flatter against the canvas with each heavy bounce. Scarlett's eyes fluttered as Nicki's enormous thighs tightened around her rosy cheeks, transitioning into a nasty, inescapable headscissor. Scarlett's guttural gurgling slowly faded as the arrogant Minaj hurled venomous insults, forcing Scar-Jo's delicate features deeper between her bulging thighs until she fell completely still. Scarlett's fleshy bosom twitched as Nicki peeled the vacant blonde out from between her legs, planting a victorious foot on her left tit for the 3-count".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Jennifer Lawrence vs. Nicki Minaj

"A stunned Lawrence drunkenly careened into the far ropes clutching her milky, freckled bosom; scuffling over the discarded remains of her candy red bikini top. She clumsily draped her upper body over the top rope, snagging the rubber cable with the crook of her armpit and using the bowing rope as a lifeline to remain upright. Her eyelashes daintily fluttered as a fiery Nicki covertly approached from behind; Jen's sagging frame still dwarfing a fully upright Minaj at only 5'2. Tonight, it hadn't mattered.

Minaj arrogantly paused her sidling and began to mime as though she was perturbed, placing a contemplative finger on her smirking lips as she lined up the blonde redwood for a decisive felling. With a rare display of athleticism, Nicki arched one of her legs up to the middle of Jen's spine; planting her heel right between the blonde's protruding shoulder blades and applying an immense amount of pressure thanks to her powerful, flexing thighs. Simultaneously, she gripped the top rope on either side of Lawrence's frame and tugged backwards on the springy ropes, tightening the biting rubber against the front of her throat.

Jennifer immediately began to spasm and squirm despite being irreversibly locked in the makeshift noose, the straining veins in her slender neck bulging against the unforgiving top rope as she gagged for oxygen. It only took a matter of seconds for her knees to knock and buckle, her bare breasts quaking and teardropping towards the canvas, perfectly framed by the top and middle ropes pressing firmly into her milky white skin. Finally her prying fingers fell lifelessly to her sides, helplessly twitching as Minaj mercilessly kept her pinned until her consciousness faded. With a dismissive huff she removed her heel and slung the sulking blonde to the mat; each of her comatose limbs pointing to a different corner of the ring as Nicki planted a victorious foot against her upturned bosom to deafening applause".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Kate Upton vs. Nicki Minaj (Title Match)

"The two titans of the CWF stood arm-in-arm with one another in the center of the ring; entwined in a crucial, brutally exhausting collar and elbow. The towering Upton hunched over her straining foe as Nicki's planted heels began to skid backwards; all the momentum Minaj had seemingly brought into this fight slowly beginning to hit a proverbial wall. Upton was simply too much woman.

With an eruption of raw power, Kate shifted her weight and cupped Nicki's enormous, dangling orbs. Nicki's throaty squeals were drowned out by the roars of the crowd as Kate began to slowly churn her powerful legs, catching the raven-haired Minaj in a paralyzed backpedal, twisting and pancaking her fleshy breasts into her chin before; *THUD*.

Nicki let out an agonized grunt as the middle of her spine met steel, impaled by the turnbuckle. The two were practically in a sprint as they hit the corner, the jarring impact breaking Kate's double breast claw and sending the voluptuous blonde fleshily clapping against Nicki's bare sternum. A mist of sweat exploded as the two recklessly collided, their plump frames tangling as Nicki's stumpy height left her eye-to-eye with Upton's deadly assets. Nicki's twisted features were instantly enveloped by Kate's heaving bosom, disappearing between folds of bronzed flesh as Kate draped herself over the hapless brunette.

Nicki helplessly twitched and squirmed as Kate hugged the back of her skull, her muffled cries growing more frenetic with each passing second as the blonde's boa-like grip grew tighter. Kate's resolve was unwaivering, tasting the Title Belt on the tip of her tongue as the light slowly faded from the blubbering Minaj. Finally Nicki's hourglass frame fell slack, dangling from Kate's double-armed noose around the back of her skull before being tossed into a crumpled heap at her feet.

"And your NEW CWF Champion!!! KATE UPTON!!!!!"

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Charlotte McKinney vs. Nicki Minaj

"The stacked blonde giggled as she ducked past a visibly distressed and disheveled Minaj's last ditch effort to turn the tides; the elder aggressor finally having shut her yapper for once after arrogantly running her mouth the entire evening. The woman who started out with unflinching confidence was bordering on speechlessness, stunned at how McKinney had taken the fight to her despite their records. Rather than folding after her last humiliating loss, Charlotte's resolve was evident and unbreakable tonight. Torn strands of lycra littered the canvas as both fighters shuffled around the outskirts; McKinney moving with all the vigor of a 20-something as she booted Nicki's bunched thong underneath the bottom rope. Nicki absentmindedly attempted to blink away the cobwebs as Charlotte proudly puffed out her enormous F-cups, teardropping freely to the canvas as Nicki shielded her battered C's, still flustered from the near-knockout just seconds ago but managing to squirm out from beneath the blonde's deadly globes and escape her normally iron-clad breast smother.

Nicki's smooth, caramel skin glistened with a sheen of sweat as Charlotte continued to stalk her nude foe, eventually backing the vacant, raven-haired beauty into the corner and snatching her free flowing locks with both hands. Nicki's hunched frame sagged against the turnbuckle as Charlotte once again tugged and twisted the diminutive Minaj until she bent to the blonde's will, roughly thrusting her cranium back between her sweaty mounds. Muffled squeals erupted from Charlotte's bust as Nicki's head disappeared between the blonde's cleavage; heavy-heeled as Charlotte hugged her trapped foe and backed into the center of the ring.

Nicki kicked, stomped, and pushed against the blonde's belly with all her might before Charlotte suddenly lept into the air, detonating Nicki skull-first into the canvas with a devastating Sitout Facebuster. Nicki's frame trampolined fully erect on her knees, her bright bulbs fluttering into the back of her skull before she teetered and collapsed flat on her belly, her body sickeningly convulsing as she slumped to the quaking canvas, her tits mushrooming out from beneath her slender frame. Charlotte wryly smirked as she sat with legs spread, her once-mouthy opponent twitching before her. With an utterly contented grin, the blonde rolled the spasming Minaj to her backside and covered with a delicate breast smother, gently palming one of her golden orbs and massaging her stiffening nipple over Nicki's lips as the 3-count rang out".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Alexandra Daddario vs. Nicki Minaj (Title Match)

"Daddario's second attempt at a title defense had been proceeding as planned until the last few moments, when a suddenly surging Minaj began to mount an improbable comeback. Alex's fleshy C-cups delicately teardropped to the canvas as she recoiled from a meaty elbow, her sky blue bulbs fluttering as she drunkenly staggered through a mist of her own sweat. Her tits sloshed free of their spandex confines, the wardrobe malfunction being the first whiff of a crack in her previously impenetrable armor. The Champ awkwardly stumbled into the ropes before careening into the corner, stalked by an invigorated Nicki who could finally smell blood. The brunette's knees suddenly gave out as she slumped against the turnbuckle, her eyes stapled wide open in shock, mouth hanging agape and leaking crimson across her milky bosom. Her fingers delicately felt her chin, making sure things were still intact before moving to her breasts, cupping her bare bosom.

The diminutive Minaj suddenly burst forward, clamping both palms around Alex's throat and eliciting a hoarse gurgle. Despite her stature, Nicki hoisted Alex to her tippy toes, the veins in her throat crackling and bulging, her face turning a bright red as Nicki stapled the small of her spine to the corner post, straightening Daddario's statuesque frame to its full height. Alex twisted and gurgled, drool sloshing from her lips and slinging across Nicki's flexing forearms. Daddario's long, painted eyelashes began to flutter as her bulbs rolled into the back of her skull, the crowd as breathless as the stunned actress as they watched intently to see if a new Champ would be crowned in the next few moments. In a seemingly inconsequential maneuver, Alex suddenly lifted her hips and slung her thighs around Nicki's hips, brilliantly alleviating a percentage of the pressure on her buckling throat. Her fingers slithered down Nicki's forearms before cradling the back of her head, then with a burst of power she pulled Nicki's gritting features into the goods.

Nicki's eyes stretched wide for a split second before her face was enveloped by Daddario's pale, hanging cleavage, disappearing between the two mammoth pillows. The two-handed choke disintegrated as Alexandra tucked Minaj into an inescapable breast smother, her stunningly curvy frame thrown over the singer's like a weighted shawl. Minaj drifted backwards a few heavy steps, her weighted heels tramping across the springy canvas before her frame crumpled to the ground, folding over her own calves as she collapsed to her haunches. Her arms lightly pattered against Alex's arching spine, a spirited look of conviction stapled to her flushed features. This was our champion, a beacon of tenacity and power. Alex held on until Nicki's twisted frame was no longer protesting, instead simply twitching in unconscious convulsions. With a business-like expression she simply slung the limp Minaj to the canvas and hooked a knee, securing a pin as if the win was never in doubt, unwaivering in her confidence.

"And STILL, your Celebrity Wrestling Federation Champion, Alexandra Daddario!!!!"

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins