Jessica Biel

Age: 35

Height: 5'7

Weight: 125 lbs

Bust: 36C

Hometown: Ely, Minnesota

Record: 3 - 5

Wins: Jessica Biel (51%) defeats Yvonne Strahovski (49%)

Jessica Biel (63%) defeats Kaley Cuoco (37%)

Jessica Biel (58%) defeats Rihanna (42%)

Losses: Kesha (51%) defeats Jessica Biel (49%)

Charlotte McKinney (57%) defeats Jessica Biel (43%)

Amber Heard (51%) defeats Jessica Biel (49%)

Jennifer Lawrence (46%) *UPSETS* Jessica Biel (54%) via RNG

Scarlett Johansson (53%) defeats Jessica Biel (47%)

Rivals: N/A

Yvonne Strahovski vs. Jessica Biel

"The leggy brunette artfully retreated a half step from the sluggish blonde, Yvonne's hands witlessly extending in an attempt to close the gap Biel had created. With a dexterous pirhouette, Jess extended one of her muscular stems towards the blonde's exposed chin, catching her jaw with a bone-rattling toe kick. The blonde's skull sickeningly snapped opposite the strike, a crimson mist sloshing from between her lips as her arms turned to lead, buttoning up against her sides. Yvonne let out a gruff, tapering groan as she staggered back a few unsteady steps, her knees knocking together before dropping like an anchor.

A follow-up would have been overkill as Biel instead continued to confidently twirl through her roundhouse kick, the flush contact and subsequent quaking of the ring as Yvonee crumpled to the ground all the validation the brunette needed to know she was out. The blonde's 5'9 frame remained sprawled spread eagle in the center of the ring, motionless as her crystal blue eyes fluttered and rolled into the back of her head."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Kesha vs. Jessica Biel

"After nearly a 30 minute match both sexy ladies were exausted. Jessica had dominated the long match with her kick boxing skills, and its showed on the blondes face. One black eye and a busted lip, but Kesha was like a brick wall. No matter how many hits she took she never slowed. The singer didn't get many hits through but the ones that did land she made sure did damage, mostly going for Biel's ribcage. Now both women were on the ground too tire for a standing fight. After rolling accross the ring floor Kesha was now on top but she couldn't manage to push Biels shoulder down. Both ladies started into eachother faces panting and not moving for almost 15 seconds both trying to rest and plan their next move. Then Kesha growled in frutration and raised her fist high above her. Biel managed to say "No wait..." before the fist impacted her face. Biel's arms fell flat and her eyes rolled shut, mouth hanging open, clearly KOed. 

If Biel had been the victor she more than likely would've shown Kesha respect after such an instense match.... but Kesha didn't operate that way. After the long fight she looked down at the amazing fighter she just took down and screamed in victory as the crowd cheered. A fresh wave of addrenaline pumped through her body and she kicked off her shorts to reveal a black thong. She sat on Biel's chest and pulled her thong aside and started riding her beaten bitch's face. She grabbed jessica's hair in one hand and used it as leverege as she made sure the beaten slut's nose until she climaxed, covering Biel's face in defeat. The crowd was going crazy, both sides in shock of what they were seeing. Finally Kesha stood up, panting, and admired her work. She called for her phone which someone threw to her. She proceeded to take a picture of Biel's defeated form for social media. She then rolled Biel's limp form onto her stomach, raised the brunette's ass up in the air, propping her up on her knees, and pulled her shorts down around her ankles. The victorious singer took a few more pics and then finally satisfied she made her statement she left the ring."

- Submission by fasteddy44641

Kesha vs. Jessica Biel

"Jessica Biel was tough and athletic. In her first match, she had beaten Yvonne Strahovski quite easily - despite Yvonne being judged by many as main event calibre. Kesha, today's opponent, was taller than her and had a dirty streak. Half an hour later, this match had turned into one of the most epic fights of the young league so far. Both women were topless, bruised and sweaty. Jessica had just thrown Kesha into a corner of the ring with sweat flying into the air from the impact and Kesha's back hurting. Biel knelt and took her hair to pull her out of the corner. A knee to Kesha's tits and another one to her face let the blonde crash to the floor. Kesha was laying on her back, her eyes flickering.

Jessica mounted the near corner post for a flying body splash, but she had not seen the blonde waking and neither had the ref. Kesha intervened only shortly, but it made Jessica lose her balance just enough to cause a crash-landing in the ring. Momentarily, it looked like a draw with both women stunned and out of it. Almost simultanously, both opened their eyes and started to move, but when Kesha realized that she had not lost yet, she summoned up her energy reserves, jumping on Jessica's back and starting to slam her head into the floor of the ring.

When Kesha turned her opponent around and to her back, she was out of it and the pin only a formality. The crowd was stunned at what they had seen and the ref stood back to give Kesha a moment to celebrate her victory, but the bad girl had other things in mind. She took a razor blade out of her bikini bottoms and before the ref could stop her, etched a 'K' into the skin of Jessica's perfect left breast."

- Submission by tr0tz

Charlotte McKinney vs. Jessica Biel

"Charlotte screamed when Jessica pulled the middle rope up and over the top rope, trapping her huge whoppers inbeteween. The crowd, having switched sides during the match a couple of times, now shouted to Jessica and mocked her oppenent: "Jess, milk her udders!"

Charlotte powered out with an elbow, like she had powered out and fought back many times during this tough bout. It took enegery and abrased her tit skin to pull out her trabbed bosom. And Biel waited for her already, kicking her face and knocking her down. Biel was topless herself as not only McKinney's floopy boobs had escaped from its bikini, but McKinney had been able to strip her athletic opponent's bikini as well.

Jessica wanted to avenge her recent loss and she showed her fighting skills, keeping the upper hand against a tough opponent. She picked a groggy McKinney up by her hair and swung her into the corner of the ring. Climbing up, she sent ten punches into her face to the loudly counting crowd.

Biel climbed back down, grabbed her big titted opponent's hair and looked into her glassy eyes; "Tits don't fight!"

But to her surprise and to the surprise of the crowd, Charlotte still had some toughness and some will to fight in her. She brushed away Jessica's hand, then gave her a headbutt. Jessica stumbled back, holding her bleeding nose. The 24 years old model shook her head, then followed Jessica. A punch to her belly let some air our of her lungs. More blows and Jessica was reeling into the ropes.

Then, in a cruel display of strength, Charlotte grabbed both of Jessica's breasts in her hands and threw her across the ring. Jessica fell hard and was now laying on the floor and trying to breath normally. But without success as Charlotte jumped up and landed on her chest with her ass, bruising a rib, flattening her firm bosom and busting blood vessels inside.

Jessica, already lacking air, passed out soon after Charlotte had placed arguably the league's biggest pair of breasts on the fallen actress' face. The last words she heard were; "And now I'll go to fuck Justin Timberlake."

When Jessica awoke in the locker room, her body was hurting, her bosom was flattened and black and blue colored and she wanted revenge".

- Submission by tr0tz

Jessica Biel vs. Kaley Cuoco

"The elder Biel was stoic; unflappable as a desperate Kaley continued to ratchet up the aggression as her prospects continued to dwindle. Jess sternly looked on as a furious Cuoco held the splintered remains of her own bottoms in one palm, huffing strands of disheveled, sweat-soaked bangs from her eyes before rushing the ever-composed Biel.

Kaley was unapologetic at having been stripped bottomless, catcalls raining down on the sculpted blonde as she sprint toward Biel who refused to retreat. At the last possible moment she flung her bottoms toward Jess in an attempt to distract her, the soaked spandex clapping against Jessica's shoulder as their two toned frames made sickening contact. Like a flash of lightning, Jess artfully dipped her shoulder and skewered the charging Cuoco through her abdomen, Biel's back heel skidding a few inches before anchoring into the canvas.

Suddenly Jess exploded upward from her crouched stance, hoisting a breathless Kaley past the reach of her tippy toes and athletically slinging her frame toward the mat with a spine-tingling form tackle. Kaley's hunched form nearly bore a hole through the canvas as Jess whipped her to the ground, the back of her skull trampolining off the mat in a nasty car crash collision. Jess hooked one of Kaley's lifeless stems but the damage had already been done; a resounding 3-count seeming to last an eternity for the bare-assed, barely-conscious blonde".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Rihanna vs. Jessica Biel (Skin-to-Win Match)

"If ever there was an unpredictable coinflip on paper, this was it, especially given the unique stakes of the match. According to the oddsmakers, there was no favorite in tonight's Main Event. Jess Biel was marginally older, a touch smaller, and had surprisingly uneven results in her career thus far, but her superior athleticism was markedly evident as the two circled some ten minutes into the fight. Biel was not only miles ahead in terms of wear and tear, but her lithe, statuesque frame stood fully wrapped in her spandex bikini top and bottoms as Rihanna delicately swaddled her freed bosom. Her heaving, caramel-colored breasts teardropped toward the canvas as she shuffled away from a stalking Biel, her bubbly ass swallowing the thong keeping her in the match. Rihanna's buxom frame sagged with exhaustion as Jess feigned a wild overhand strike, knocking ankles and clumsily stumbling into the corner turnbuckle.

Jess was a half-step too slow pouncing on her wounded prey however, lunging forward just as Rihanna let out a throaty grunt and bucked her hips, slinging her legs atop Biel's hunched shoulders. Rihanna flexed and tightened her muscled thighs around Biel's flushed cheeks like two lethal boas, desperately flailing as Jess stumbled away from the corner ropes. Biel's knees feebly knocked as she staggered toward the center of the ring, partially blinded as she balanced Rihanna in Powerbomb position. Finally her powerful stems slid into a wide, stabilizing base, finding her center of gravity despite Rihanna's incessant squirming.

The American beauty took half a lap around the ring before snaking her fingers around the waistband of Rihanna's bottoms and detonating the singer against the canvas. Rihanna's limbs sickeningly slung spread eagle as she was dropped into a devastating Powerbomb, her sweat-soaked thong shimmying off in Biel's palms as she skid to a stop, the bunched material literally ripped from her curvy hips as her body exploded against the springy mat. The audience was in stunned silence as Rihanna's angelic frame was sprawled out at Jess' feet, her bare bosom quaking with unconscious convulsions. With an ear-to-ear grin, Biel placed a single sole on Rihanna's bushy mound, earning an uncontested 3-count as the brunette continued to violently twitch beneath her foot".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Jessica Biel vs. Jennifer Lawrence (Hit The Beach Match)

"Thought to be one of the premier Flyweights when the league began, a downtrodden Biel had been nothing short of a disappointment in the ring. Another tough match-up with a premier Bantamweight in Jennifer Lawrence wouldn't be the one to break Biel's run of bad luck. Despite what the bettors presumed, Biel had put on one of her best performances to-date, putting Lawrence through the ringer from the drop. Biel was slowing, however; slinging a reckless overhand right past a ducking Lawrence. The spry blonde catapulted around the hunched brunette, slipped her arms around Biel's flexing abdomen, and locked wrists before detonating a breathtaking German Suplex. All it took was one hit, and the brunette was out cold".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Scarlett Johansson vs. Jessica Biel (Skin-to-Win Match)

"Locked neck-and-neck in the middle of the Flyweight standings, Scarjo was looking to separate herself from Jessica Biel with a boisterous victory. With Jessica giving her much more of a fight than she might have been expecting, the fiery, front-running blonde found herself writhing below a resilient, albeit nude Biel. With the fight seemingly bullied out of her despite leading handily up to this point, Scarlett continued to meekly whimper as Jessica exhaustedly vaulted atop the corner turnbuckle, clumsily straddling the post as she balanced above the listless blonde. Scarlett appeared to be resigned to her fate as she swaddled her naked bosom, cupping her golden, teardropping orbs as she lulled to a stop on her backside, staring vacantly up at Biel as she launched her frame carelessly off the turnbuckle. With a sudden snap back to reality, the bluffing blonde awoke from her possum-like slumber, straightening her powerful stems and spearing the falling brunette; one heel boring through her taut belly and the other clobbering her jaw. A sickening series of crunches and claps of flesh and the brunette was felled, twitching and gurgling in a heap at Scarlett's side. With a confident roll Johansson tossed her topless frame over Biel's naked corpse for the cover, grinning ear-to-ear as if she'd seen the script and knew the ending all along".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins