Nicky Whelan

Age: 36

Height: 5'4

Weight: 115 lbs

Bust: 32B

Hometown: Victoria, Australia

Record: 2 - 2

Wins: Nicky Whelan (56%) defeats Kate Mara (44%)

Nicky Whelan (62%) defeats Victoria Justice (38%)

Losses: Margot Robbie (65%) defeats Nicky Whelan (35%)

Alison Brie (56%) defeats Nicky Whelan (44%)

Rivals: Margot Robbie (0 - 1)

Margot Robbie (65%) defeats Nicky Whelan (35%)

Nicky Whelan vs. Kate Mara

"A tattered, disheveled Mara was on the verge of tears as she meekly cradled her freed breasts, drunkenly stumbling into the ropes as she continued to retreat from an aggressive, domineering Whelan. The blonde's athletic frame glistened under the overhead spotlight as she patiently waited for an opening from the blubbering redhead, her toned abdomen flexing with each labored, exaggerated breath as she stood with hands on hips.

Kate wheeled as she hit the ropes, exhaustedly draping her right arm over the top rope and practically collapsing into them, haphazardly turning her back to the prowling lioness behind her. Nicky alertly sprung toward the absentminded redhead, slipping her forearms around Kate's waist and cinching her wrists together against the front of her pelvis.

Kate's curvy frame bowed against the flexing ropes as Nicky pressed into her, backpedaling a handful of steps with Kate in tow before exploding upwards. The incredibly fit blonde effortlessly hoisted all 115 pounds of Mara to her tippy toes and slung a squealing Kate over her head with a breathtaking German Suplex.

Kate's frame gracelessly collapsed on top of itself at impact, scrunching in half at the waist before springing back ever so slightly, miraculously avoiding a serious injury. Her awkwardly contorted body slunk to the mat as Nicky stacked a jaw-dropping pin on top of the suplex, arching her body into an impossibly dynamic bridge pin. The redhead's milky gams slid into the splits as Nicky kept her lifeless butterfly stapled to the mat; the crotch of Kate's bikini bottoms biting into her spread lips as her body weight folded over itself. The humiliation was mercifully short-lived as the 3-count rang out, finally being allowed to unravel as Nicky relinquished the pin to celebrate her first win".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Victoria Justice vs. Nicky Whelan (Skin-to-Win Match)

"Victoria Justice may not be the most inept celebrity catfighter but when it comes to getting under her opponent's skin, she's a professional. Dressing up in a sexy, Crocodile Hunter-inspired dress, Victoria greeted her opponent with a, "G'Day mate, wanna put anotha shrimp on tha barbie?", before arrogantly flipping her dark hair back and curling her lips in a conceited smirk.

Victoria's mind games definitely worked, just not in the former Nickelodeon star's favor. Nicky, enraged by her impudent opponent, proceeded to obliterate the younger woman with a barrage of lightning-fast strikes, knocking the arrogant diva across the ring and into a daze. Nicky, fueled by anger, made quick work of Justice.

Victoria clutches her temples, as if trying to hold her head on straight, and awkwardly stumbles across the mat in her animal print high heels -- the only remaining evidence that she was, in fact, at some point fully clothed -- her dress, bra and thong are currently scattered amongst the cheering crowd. She incoherently blubbers to herself as she tries to retreat to the corner.

Whelan stalks behind her prey and, before Victoria can reach the ropes, performs her signature move 'Greetings from DowUnder'. Nicky drops down into a split and uppercuts Victoria, smashing her bare knuckles against her rival's bare pussy. Justice shrieks, her knees buckle, and she doubles over. Whelan, showcasing her athleticism, jumps to the top turnbuckle and leaps off; ensnaring her legs around Victoria's head, the vivacious blonde whips her body around, performing her finisher: 'The OverUnder' drilling the crown of her rival's skull with a headscissors takedown.

Victoria's nude body lay spreadeagle on the mat, her limbs twitching slightly. Whelan snatches off Justice's animal print heels, ensuring the slain American is void of any articles of clothing and, surprisingly, strips off her own yoga pants, revealing her tan asscheeks, encased in a tiny white thong. The blonde Aissie kicks her yoga pants to the side and straddles Victoria in a schoolgirl pin, recieving an emphatic three count from the referee.

Exulting in her victory, Whalen hooks her thumb into the side of her panties, peeling the fabric back, and drops her exposed, dripping, freshly-shaven vagina upon the face of her rival. For the first time tonight Nicky cracks a smile, beaming in delight. She tosses her head back and vigorously pumps her hips, savoring every last moment".

- Submission by jdo90

Margot Robbie vs. Nicky Whelan

"Touted as the battle for Australia; only one of these athletic Aussie blondes had actually showed up for the fight. Robbie systematically dismantled an answerless Whelan, putting her through the ringer from bell-to-bell before Nicky found herself completely humiliated and bottomless, trapped in a breathless Bearhug that seemed as though it would spell the end for the Victoria native. Margot squeezed and slung the life out of her sloggy foe, ripping and rocking her back and forth sending drool sloshing about the stained canvas. With designs on embarrassing the battered blonde and claiming the title of Ms. Aussie, Margot dropped her strung-up counterpart and impaled Whelan through the cunt with a merciless Inverted Atomic Drop, putting an end to this charade of a match".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Alison Brie vs. Nicky Whelan

"Alison Brie was unquestionably one of the premier Strawweight fighters and possibly one of the top-2 contenders to challenge Megan Fox for the belt; but she had her hands absolutely full with the fiesty Aussie blonde tonight. Nicky Whelan had proven to be every bit her equal in terms of tenacity and heart, but after a grueling back-and-forth affair it was the more seasoned Brie who began to stem the tides of Whelan's upset hopes.

In an effort to claw her way back to even, both in terms of the match and in terms of humiliation inflicted, Nicky exhaustedly pirouette away from their latest torrid exchange with a ragged prize in-hand; Alison's scrunched bottoms. The brunette venomously hissed as she cupped her naked mound, shielding the tiny manicured bush shaven above her plump lips as Nicky stood opposite her twirling the waistband of her string bikini bottoms around her pointer finger. Whelan was seemingly much more comfortable in her own glistening skin; still beaming ear-to-ear despite having been stripped nude by a ravenous Brie earlier in the match. The typically tame and docile Alie now flipped a terrifying switch, charging the gloating blonde and slinging countless, wild, unfettered elbows and fists into Nicky's frozen guard.

The paralyzed Aussie was helpless as she was force-fed relentless uppercuts into her pierced navel, her hanging, unprotected chin, her pert B-cups, her naked kitty, and any other hunk of flesh Alison could find. A final supercharged pair of knuckles sunk with a fleshy thwack into Nicky's taut tummy, letting out a hoarse grunt as she doubled over at the waist. The blonde's runny mascara painted Alison's abdomen as she melted against the upright brunette's naked waist; Nicky's tight ass splitting the top and middle rope as she windedly bent at the hip, a stream of drool breathlessly dripping from her bottom lip to the mat below.

Brie scoffed as she locked her wrists around the Aussie's slender belly and effortlessly twirled her into position for a devastating Tombstone Piledriver. The blonde squealed and squirmed as her gams folded over Alison's shoulders, her sleek, waxed cunt nestling against Alison's chin. Alison callously paraded her wiggling prey around the outskirts of the ring, circling until she'd wandered to the middle of the ring. Whether it was an attempt to simply belittle the blonde or add extra leverage to her driver, Alison snaked one of her palms up Nicky's spine as the other remained stapled to her back as she continued to hold her upright in a 69 position. Whelan suddenly mewled as Alison's devilish digits slid between her cheeks and hooked Nicky's slit, pumping her sex and melting the blonde into a pool of quivering liquid. With a furious scream Alison detonated the twitching blonde skull-first into the canvas below, her body stiffening upside down for a moment before toppling to her back. Nicky spasmed and gurgled as her bulbs rolled into the back of her skull, all four limbs splayed to a different corner of the ring. Sitting in the splits just above Nicky's head, Alison arched her bottomless frame over Nicky's and hooked a thigh, stretching her slender, milky stem until her knee touched her nose; an invasive, exposing pin that put Nicky's most intimate folds of flesh on inviting display for a breathtaking 3-count".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins