Maria Kanellis

 

Age: 36

Height: 5'7

Weight: 120 lbs

Bust: 32C

Hometown: Ottawa, Illinois

Record: 4 - 2

Wins: Maria Kanellis (53%) defeats Kesha (47%)

Maria Kanellis (51%) defeats Stacy Keibler (49%)

Maria Kanellis (61%) defeats Katrina Bowden (39%)

Maria Kanellis (51%) defeats Alexa Bliss (49%)

Losses: Emily Addison (57%) defeats Maria Kanellis (43%)

Kaley Cuoco (46%) *UPSETS* Maria Kanellis (54%) via RNG

Rivals: Stacy Keibler (1 - 0)

Maria Kanellis (51%) defeats Stacy Keibler (49%)

Maria Kanellis vs. Kesha

"A bewildered Kesha awkwardly twirled away from a radiating elbow to the cheek, her jaw hanging agape as her sapphire eyes vacantly scanned the captivated crowd without so much as a peep. A violent explosion of sweat accompanied the brutal forearm, her cheekbone already flushed from the bruising contact before she'd even made half a revolution on her toes. The blonde's heels scuffled across the canvas as she drunkenly stumbled toward the far ropes, extending a swaying hand toward the supporting cable just as the ring began to quake behind her.

Despite her lesser stature, the more experienced Kanellis aggressively launched herself into the ropes at Kesha's back, springboarding across the ring with reckless abandon. Devout fans of the former WWE Diva knew exactly what was coming; rising as one as she hurtled toward the wandering blonde.

With an overzealous yelp the athletic redhead launched herself into the air, catching the back of Kesha's turned head and viciously spiking her face-first into the mat with her signature finisher; the Beautiful Bulldog. Kesha's skull lifelessly trampolined off the canvas; limbs sliding flat, splayed to all four corners of the ring. Intent on becoming an immediate fan-favorite in her first CWF match, the redhead took a moment to toy with the unresponsive blonde; unhooking her diamond-studded, matte black bra and allowing Kesha's fleshy tits to slosh free of their confines.

All it took was a slight shove to the shoulder to nudge the convulsing blonde to her backside, eyes fluttering into the back of her skull as Maria expertly hooked one of her weighted gams and secured an uncontested leg hook 3-count pin. An animated Kanellis drew her thumb across her throat as she dismissively slung Kesha's limp leg to the ground, mouthing; "Victim number one..." to the nearest camera as she slid out of the ring".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Maria Kanellis vs. Stacy Keibler

"Two of the most technically proficient wrestlers in the CWF had put on a breathtaking display of wrestling prowess, exchanging some of the most stunning and elegant strikes and slams this ravenous crowd had ever seen. This was exactly why these two former Divas were brought on despite their "jobber" status, and they were proving their worth tenfold.

The longer, leaner Keibler had done just about everything she could dream up to shed her "jobber" label except for scoring a final pin, but now that she'd locked a floundering Maria in her signature Corner Leg Choke, victory seemed like a foregone conclusion. Maria helplessly gagged as Stacy craned one of her never-ending stems into the redhead's throat, gargling and sputtering drool down her chin as Keibler expertly crushed her windpipe with one of her boots.

Maria's bulging eyes began to flutter into the back of her skull as her body was pinned and physically lifted off the canvas, her tippy toes bicycling in an attempt to find footing with little sustained success. Fading dangerously quickly, Maria swung for the fences, tossing both her arms around Stacy's shin and clamping onto the blonde's ankle with everything she had left in the tank. Like a pogo stick, Maria trampolined off the canvas with the balls of her feet and slung both of her legs around Stacy's extended thigh. With a Flying Ankle Lock that even Ronda Rousey would be proud of, Maria snagged Stacy's heel and tucked it against her bosom, wrenching the joint to the breaking point before things had even clicked with Keibler.

The two hit the ground indecipherably entangled, with only the blonde's shrill cries and frenzied tapping providing a clue to what the hell had just happened. Stacy was nearly in tears before she hit the ground, submitting to the Ankle Lock before the pain even registered in her brain, simply tapping based on the overwhelming fear of serious injury. Flat on her back, Maria released the hold and thrust both of her palms victoriously in the air, snatching one of the most improbable victories from the jaws of sure defeat".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Maria Kanellis vs. Emily Addison

"The brunette porn star was in the midst of a hurried climb up the Fly rankings, but first she had to somehow dispatch one of the few women on the roster who could match her wrestling experience. Granted, most of Maria's wrestling experience consisted of jobbing, but Addison could certainly relate. In a somewhat stunning display of steady-handedness, Emily controlled the redhead from bell-to-bell. Kanellis mewled as she was hoisted one last time off her trembling haunches, slung exhaustedly into the corner turnbuckle where she sulked over the bowing top rope.

The former WWE star swaddled her naked, teardropping bosom, dishevelled strands of crimson locks strewn across her ailing features. Addison sensually ground her own freed pair together, her milky white tits a terrifying proposition to be staring face-to-face with. Fortunately, or unfortunately for Kanellis, her weapons of mass destruction would be holstered for the time being. Addison gleefully skipped into a sagging Kanellis, their bodies clapping together as Emily's satiny white skin draped over Maria's.

Arching to her tippy toes, Emily straightened the former Diva and planted a sloppy, breathtaking kiss over her lips, the redhead writhing as Emily drew out the tongue-smooch until Maria's lungs were scorched. With no further warning, Addison tucked Maria's skull beneath her armpit and lashed Kanellis' forehead against the canvas below, detonating the crumpled redhead against the mat. Her lifeless corpse sloshed messily to her belly, her breasts mushrooming out from beneath her thin frame as she lulled to a stop, completely unconscious as the 3-count rang out".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Katrina Bowden vs. Maria Kanellis

"Katrina feeling inspired by her tag team partners decisive victory on the previous PPV, decided to arrive to the ring without her leggy partner accompanying her. Bowden felt she could easily handle her opponent tonight. After all, Maria Kanellis, according to Stacy Keibler, was just a "slutty,  Playboy magazine posing, wanna be wrestler with more tits than brains" -- a sentiment that Katrina made clear during her pre-fight interview. And if Stacy could beat Kendall Jenner without any help from Bowden, Katrina would certainly be able to handle Maria by herself.

Katrina pranced through the curtain and strutted down the entrance ramp. Bowden's confident strut and arrogant smirk  wasn't just a facade. The leggy blonde always held the belief that she was the hottest woman in the arena and the crowd, and her opponent, was lucky to gaze upon her beauty. This mindset was mirrored by her flirtatious, 4th of July inspired outfit: a tight, low-cut, cleavage-exposing red and white striped tanktop accompanied by an even tighter set of ass-hugging Daisy Dukes. Katrina swung her long leg over the middle rope, poking her tan ass out to the drooling crowd before dipping into the ring.

Maria, irate over Bowden's disparaging pre-fight remarks, sprints down the ramp wasting no time. Kanellis, in a patriotic display, is garbed in a sexy Wonder Woman inspired outfit. A red bandeau top showcased her tight abdomen, star-spangled spandex undies displayed her firm ass and red knee-length boots elevated her so she could stand eye-to-eye with her blonde opponent. Maria slid into the ring, making a beeline for the blonde, but Katrina, in a cowardly display, ran behind the referee, using him as a human shield.

Maria spent the first several minutes chasing after the daunted blonde until she finally snagged her by the hair, pulling her in close. Just as Maria has Katrina in her clutches, Bowden deviously takes her manicured, red nails across Maria's eyes. Kanellis yelps and stumbles back, shielding her eyes as the referee steps in to admonish Katrina. The blonde diva shoves past the ref and hurls Maria into the corner. There aren't many illegal maneuvers in catfights, but pushing the sole of your foot into another woman's throat while she's in the corner is certainly against the rules. After several warnings, the referee decided enough is enough and grabbed Bowden by the waist, pulling her off of Maria.

Kanellis collapses, clutching her throat and sucking in air while Katrina screeches at the referee, "Get your damn hands off of me this instant!" The referee releases the leggy diva and the two go into a war of words. Katrina eventually stomps her foot, points her finger in the ref's face and shouts, "Who do you think you are? Just because you're a ring official doesn't give you the right to touch me. If you lay another finger on me, I'll say you touched me inappropriately and you'll be fired and blackballed from the business. Do I make myself clear?" The referee turned red in the face and is opens his mouth to respond when Katrina screams in pain.

Maria, grabbing two fistfuls of blonde hair, slings her rival spine-first into the thinly-padded turnbuckle. Before Katrina could even arch her back from the sudden impact, Maria hammers the blonde's breasts with a volley of punches. After lighting up Bowden's tits, Maria finishes the punching combination with hard liver shot, driving her fist into Bowden's right ribcage. Katrina's legs instantly crumbled underneath her and she collapsed on her bubbly backside, breathlessly wheezing and clutching her battered breasts and ribs. Maria knelt down and cupped Katrina's chin, tilting her face up, forcing her to look at Maria. "I hope your hungry, because I've got a little treat for you," Kanellis grins before backing up until she stood in the center the ring. Once there, Maria theatrically twirled an imaginary lasso while hopping in a circle, drawing appreciative cheers from the audience.

Katrina was too focused on regaining oxygen to pay any heed to the synonymous gesture that precedes a bronco buster. The foreboding taunt never registered with the devious blonde, so when she finally lifted her head up it was just in time to see the crotch of Maria's bottoms land flush on her nose and mouth! Katrina let out a terrorized scream, kicking her feet and slapping at her foe's thighs as Maria bounced her ass against Katrina's breasts, crushing her tits while simultaneously scrubbing her crotch against the blonde's horrified face.

After what seemed like an eternity of stomach-churning face humping for Bowden, Maria finally descended from her mount. Katrina, due to lack of air, deliriously crawled on her hands and knees, aimlessly circling the ring. The  Her sweaty hair clinging to her blushing, terrified face. The leggy blonde incoherently sobbed as she wearily pushed herself to her feet. Thankfully for Bowden, her nightmare was going to finally come to an end.

Maria charged forward, wrapped her arm around Katrina's neck and leapt up. Kanellis drilled her rival's beautiful features straight into the canvas, perfectly executing her finisher: the Beautiful Bulldog. Bowden was instantly knocked out, but Maria wanted to make the win official with a 3-count. She rolled the blonde over, scooped her long leg and hooked it high in the air. Maria allowed the ref to raise her hand before she went to work, adding the final brushstrokes to her masterpiece.

Kanellis stripped off Katrina's tight shorts, her tanktop, her white lace bra and her red thong before hogtying her arms and legs together with her discarded tanktop. In a final humiliating act, Maria shoved Bowden's thong inside her dozing mouth, therefore symbolically and literally shutting her up from her previous trash talking. Maria happily skipped to the back as the fans clamored and photographed the hogtied, exposed, leggy loser that was trussed up in the center of the ring".

- Submission by jdo90

Alexa Bliss vs. Maria Kanellis

"Alexa Bliss, the self-proclaimed Goddess, Queen of the CWF, was making her debut tonight. A thunderous noise booms through the crowd once Bliss' electronic music hits. The eruption of noise is a chaotic mixture of boos and cheers. Many fans were happy to see the 5 foot blonde make her debut at the pre-fight press conference... and, on the other hand, many were less than thrilled at her haughty attitude. To add to the disdain, Miss Bliss had aligned herself with two of the most dastardly divas on the roster, teaming up with Stacy Keibler and Katrina Bowden. Nevertheless, the crowd's enthusiastic sound made one thing clear -- Alex's Bliss was going to draw a lot of attention and, as they say, any publicity is good publicity.

Alexa Bliss was flanked by her leggy teammates as she waltzed down the ramp. Alexa's athletic frame is garbed in her traditional attire, a black and pink lycra sports bra, matching booty shorts and knee-high boots. Stacy and Katrina were garbed in cleavage-boosting hot pink tank tops. The accompanying blonde's sunkissed asscheeks playfully peeked out of the bottoms of their skin-tight, black booty shorts. Stacy and Katrina stood on the outskirts of the ring, cheering on their new teammate. The three blondes smiles were wiped off their faces when a very energetic Maria Kanellis same sprinting down the ramp, ready to put on a show for the capacity crowd.

The battle between Alexa and Maria turned into an all out war! Both beauties traded blows, neither backing down. Through the course of their intense battle there were several close calls. The referee, on several occasions, was only milliseconds away from counting a pin fall before the pinned diva would raise her shoulder or kick out of the pin. Stacy and Katrina looked worried. They knew that they needed to help Alexa gain the upper hand and, judging by the exhausted state of both ladies in the ring, they needed to do it quickly.

The devious duo trade affirming nods and break into action. Stacy hops onto the ring apron and drapes her leg over the middle rope, bending over and poking her ass out, appearing as if she's about to enter the ring. The referee turns his attention to the leggy blonde, ordering her to get off the apron. As the two argue, Katrina runs to the opposite side of the ring and hops on the apron. Maria blindly backs into Katrina. The conniving blonde hooks Maria's arms behind her back, trapping her.

Alexa, taking advantage of the situation, bounces off the ropes and sprints toward Maria. Stacy sees Alexa running at Maria and, knowing Alexa is about to knock out the brunette, slowly climbs off the apron and apologizes to the referee. Alexa leaps up and slings her elbow forward. The point of her elbow connects with a thud, slamming against a jaw. Bowden collapses off the apron, her lithe body curling in a heap on the floor below. At the last possible second, Maria was able to break free from Katrina's grip and evade the attack, causing Bliss to strike Katrina instead. The short blonde gasped and leaned over the ropes, apologizing profusely at her writhing teammate.

Maria, taking advantage, drops to her knees, hooks her arm between Alexa's mouthwatering thighs and rolls her up for a pin. The maneuver caught Bliss by complete surprise! All she can do is kick her feet as the referee counts to three, awarding the victory to Maria. Kanellis jumps for joy and claps her hands, celebrating her victory. After a screaming and kicking temper tantrum, Bliss stands up and motions for Stacy to get in the ring. The two blondes sneak behind Maria and club her in the back of the head with a double clothesline, sending Maria face-first to the canvas. A chorus of boos rain down as Stacy and Alexa brutally stomp Maria into the canvas. The ring bell repeatedly clangs as Kanellis gets obliterated. Bowden eventually gets to her feet and joins her teammates in stomping the poor brunette.

Once Maria is barely conscious, the villainous trio viciously strip off her clothes, brutally ripping off her lycra pants and top before ripping off her black cotton bra. Just as Alexa grabs onto Maria's panties, Trish Stratus sprints down the ring. As soon as as Bowden's eyes catch a glimpse of Stratus, the taller blonde scurries away. Trish sends a barrage of punches and kicks to Bliss, sending her tumbling out of the ring. The referee, finally regaining order, orders Bliss and Katrina to leave, forcing the conniving blondes to the back. "What?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Stacy protests, stomping her foot as security escorts her teammates to the back and into their locker room. Trish consoles Maria, offering her a robe to cover up with and helping her to her feet, as Stacy continues arguing with the ref. Maria, wrapped up in a red silk robe, thanks Trish. "Kick that leggy loser's ass for me," Maria grimaced, holding her back in pain. Trish nods and gives Maria a hug before turning her attention to Stacy, practically foaming at the mouth to get her hands on her old rival."

- Submission by jdo90

Kaley Cuoco vs. Maria Kanellis
"With her sentence seemingly served as a middling Diva jobber, Maria Kanellis had burst onto the CWF scene as a new woman; and thanks to her vast experience in the ring, dominated the Flyweight division aside from a tiny blip of a loss to former Champion, Emily Addison. With a future title shot likely hanging in the balance, Kanellis was predictably skittish and tight, but as the bout wore on began to punish the dispiriting blonde.

Cuoco's flushed cheeks disappeared behind her loose, disheveled locks, wiping the moppy mane from her eyes as she knelt at Kanellis' side. The ailing blonde pressed awkwardly back to her feet, tenderly clutching her bare naked bosom as Maria tugged her into a Side Headlock, ripping the actress across the ring in a torrid sprint. Leaping into the air, Maria shifted her clutch to the back of Kaley's skull, attempting to sling the shambled blonde into the canvas with a Running Beautiful Bulldog. Only just as Kanellis vaulted off the ground, Kaley somehow liberated herself, instead slipping right through Maria's grasp and aiding the stumbling wrestler to the ground with a shove to her plump, bubbly ass.

Maria's bulbs lit up as she spun on her behind, swiveling right into a guillotining Roundhouse Kick from Cuoco. Kanellis' frame immediately buckled and lawnchaired to the canvas, her upper half trampolining off the springy mat before being strewn spread eagle. The catastrophic impact slung the lifeless redhead out of her skimpy, sheer bra, both of her perked tits spilling out the top of the somewhat displaced cups. Diving over Maria's twitching frame was Cuoco, who quickly secured a crossbody pin for the improbable 3-count."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins