PPV 15

The 15th Pay Per View began with a bang as a game Amber Heard held off a late surge from the floundering Jessica Biel. An early favorite to challenge for the Title Belt, Biel just can't seem to find the footing needed to make some noise. The newcomer Heard, on the other hand, has jumped out to an impressive 2 - 0 to begin her career. The future is bright for this blonde. Two pint-sized bantams followed the Heard vs. Biel slugfest as Alison Brie completed the improbable comeback that Biel could not. Count me as one of the non-believers who's been proven wrong by the fiery Bell thus far. Despite standing at only 5'1, this beauty has the athleticism and skill to match her fiesty personality. Good for Brie to get back in the win column and level her record at 2 - 2. The match-up between Jennifer Aniston and Kendall Jenner had about as wild a measurables difference on paper as possible, pitting the 5'5, 48 year old against the 5'10 youngster over half her age. Winless Aniston unfortunately failed to scratch out a victory once again, putting herself in some depressing company. Jenner, on the other hand, has had a pleasantly surprising start to her fighting career at 3 - 2. Speaking of being winless, Miley Cyrus got absolutely wallopped by Olivia Munn, who hasn't been much of a force herself. Good for Olivia Munn, but Miley should be embarrassed by the lack of effort she's shown in her first few matches. Looks like she might have a date with another underachieving blonde pop star in the very near future. Finally, the Main Event to determine the #1 Contender. After an inseparably close start to this heavyweight fight, the buxom brunette simply overwhelmed Jennifer Lawrence in the second half of the match. Lawrence undoubtedly challenged Daddario early, but in the end it was Alex who proved without a doubt she had the goods to challenge Upton. Her only loss thus far is to the breathtaking blonde, but if the look in her eye as she stood over an unconscious Lawrence is any indication, she's hungry for another bite of Kate.

Alexandra Daddario vs. Jennifer Lawrence

Alexandra Daddario (55%) defeats Jennifer Lawrence (45%)

Alexandra Daddario vs. Jennifer Lawrence (#1 Contender Match)

"The mouthwatering blonde versus brunette match-up to decide the #1 Contender had been everything advertised and more; the two curvaceous beauties having mirrored swings of momentum throughout as they stood opposite one another in breathless exhaustion. The blonde was too frazzled to be bothered by the fact that she'd been bottomless for the overwhelming majority of the fight; having traded catty barbs with Daddario at the drop and gotten the worse of the exchange, as evidenced by the smattering of camera flashes seeking shots of her glistening, shaven cunt.

Lawrence's freckled bosom gently jiggled in its spandex confines as she backpedaled away from a pressing Daddario, her knees clumsily knocking as it dawned on her that she'd stumbled into the coffin corner of the ring. Alex confidently corralled the languid blonde, ruthlessly slinging her head-first into the lightly-padded steel turnbuckle. A grandiose explosion of sweat erupted as Jennifer's skull trampolined off the rubber padding, her disheveled locks flinging through the air as she slumped to a crouched position, arms fully extended as she hung upright from the top rope by both hands.

Alex snagged the sulking blonde with an invigorated pulse of vitality before pedalling toward the center of the ring and tucking Jen's head between her legs. Jennifer let out a raspy shriek as Alexandra collected her arms behind her back, craning her plump derrière sky-high as the brunette folded her taut frame in half at the waist. Jennifer's heels gradually inched apart into the standing splits, her naked mound peeking through her parting thighs before Daddario hoisted upwards.

Jen was helplessly lifted to her tippy toes as Alex tugged her bound chickenwings; leaping airborne and drilling Jennifer face-first into the canvas with a bone-shattering Pedigree. The blonde's limbs immediately spread slack against the mat, her buxom behind quaking rhythmically with the ring floor as a deafening roar burst forth from the crowd. Alex sensually hunched over Jennifer's spasming backside, cupping her fleshy ass with both hands before planting a single palm on the delicate curve of her lower back and scoring a victorious 3-count pin".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Kristen Bell vs. Alison Brie

Alison Brie (52%) defeats Kristen Bell (48%)

Kristen Bell vs. Alison Brie

"The lithe, springy Bell had stormed out of the gates, running circles around a laggy Brie. Slowly but steadily however, the tides had begun to turn. The fiesty brunette deftly snared Kristen's wrist as the blonde slung a reckless punch toward her jaw, wrenching Kristen's arm behind her back and slinging her into the far ropes with authority. Bell took the reversal in-stride, picking up steam as she sprinted toward the rubber fencing and sprung back toward a wide-eyed Brie.

Alie stood her ground with conviction as Kristen stampeded toward her like a train off its tracks, launching her toned frame into the air and attempting a high-flying Jumping Cross Body. Kristen could do no wrong early on, but as Alison found her footing in the match, her athletic supremacy really began to shine. Like she was handling a weightless one hundred five pounds, the dynamic brunette planted her back heel against the mat and caught Kristen in her leap.

Brie's knees buckled ever-so-slightly before she was able to straighten, one arm splitting Kristen's bronzed thighs as the other supported her neck. Kristen desperately pedaled her stems as she was strung up in mid-air, only for bad to go to worse. Suddenly Alie pulled the rug out from underneath a helpless Kristen, dropping to a knee and mercilessly contorting the blonde's toned frame with an Over the Knee Backbreaker.

Kristen hoarsely squealed as Alison planted one palm on the inside of her thigh and the other on her chin, awkwardly wrenching her flexing abdomen into an agonizing "C". Kristen's belly spasmed as she attempted to crane her upper body out of the paralyzing hold, her disheveled locks sweeping across the canvas as Alie continued to relentlessly arch her body in half. Her feet desperately pumped against the mat as she tried to hold out despite having Alison's knee pinned to the small of her back, eventually pattering a meek submission against Brie's hip and finally being allowed to spill to the canvas in defeat".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins