PPV 3
Pay Per View 3 began with a mouthwatering Main Event; blonde powerhouse versus brunette goddess, Jess Biel versus Yvonne Strahovski. The stunning, ageless Biel pulled off what many would consider a thrilling upset victory over betting favorite, Yvonne Strahovski, silencing those that had already penciled in the blonde for greatness. Biel just may be the woman to beat if her effort tonight is any indication, while Strahovski will need to regroup in her next fight. If ever we deserved a rematch, this would be it; only next time a belt may be on the line. Bad girl Kesha made her mark with a bang, vaulting alongside Lindsay Lohan as a merciless heel thanks to her post-bell knockout of sweetheart Mandy Moore. Despite her frame and talent, it remains to be seen if Moore has the stomach for such a brutal combat sport. Kesha, on the other hand, appears to be made for the spotlight. Another favorite made her debut tonight as Alexandra easily handled an over-matched Brooklyn Decker. An even match on paper turned out to be anything but, as Daddario whitewashed the flawless Decker. Flawless in front of a camera, but her ring-game needs work. Two leggy youngsters, Kendall Jenner and Victoria Justice, put on a thrilling show despite not being the most polished of fighters. Jenner came out on top in this battle of upstarts, knocking out the spirited Justice after a back and forth affair. If any fight re-captured the magic of the Main Event, it was Jessica Alba's resurgent victory over Olivia Munn. The ageless Alba put on a show, eventually turning out Munn's lights thanks to her unmatched athleticism.
Jessica Biel (51%) defeats Yvonne Strahovski (49%)
Jessica Biel vs. Yvonne Strahovski
"The leggy brunette artfully retreated a half step from the sluggish blonde, Yvonne's hands witlessly extending in an attempt to close the gap Biel had created. With a dexterous pirhouette, Jess extended one of her muscular stems towards the blonde's exposed chin, catching her jaw with a bone-rattling toe kick. The blonde's skull sickeningly snapped opposite the strike, a crimson mist sloshing from between her lips as her arms turned to lead, buttoning up against her sides. Yvonne let out a gruff, tapering groan as she staggered back a few unsteady steps, her knees knocking together before dropping like an anchor.
A follow-up would have been overkill as Biel instead continued to confidently twirl through her roundhouse kick, the flush contact and subsequent quaking of the ring as Yvonee crumpled to the ground all the validation the brunette needed to know she was out. The blonde's 5'9 frame remained sprawled spread eagle in the center of the ring, motionless as her crystal blue eyes fluttered and rolled into the back of her head."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Mandy Moore vs. Kesha
Kesha (58%) defeats Mandy Moore (42%)
Kesha vs. Mandy Moore
"Mandy throatily mewled as she pressed half-way to all fours, her bared breasts teardropping against the mat just a few short inches below her hanging bosom. Her silky black bra was still draped loosely over her slumped shoulders, the cups having been snapped in half early on by a relentless, insatiable Kesha.
"This prissy bitch is the best thing you can throw at me?!" The blonde was practically foaming at the mouth over her downed brunette playtoy, the ever-charming Moore little more than a blubbering punching bag from the drop. Kesha kept a boot planted on Mandy's bubbly backside, pinning her to the canvas like a helpless, wounded butterfly despite her valiant efforts to rise. Once she had her fill of the brunette's kicking and squirming, she replaced the heel on her ass by taking a rough seat on Mandy's arched spine. Moore let out a hoarse groan as Kesha made sure to grind her full weight into the small of Mandy's back, ruthlessly draping the crooks of Moore's elbows over her thighs.
"No, no, no, NO, NOOO!!" Mandy sobbed as Kesha locked her wrists under the brunette's chin and sadistically wrenched her head backwards. Moore breathlessly wailed as her 5'10 frame was curled into a crude "C", her pert breasts pointed nearly skyward as Kesha continued to rip and contort her lithe body into a shape it wasn't meant to bend. Moore helplessly pumped her legs against the canvas as Kesha violently attempted to solicit a submission. When nothing came, Kesha took matters into her own hands; sliding her fingers into the corner of Mandy's mouth and humiliatingly yanking her head even further backwards like a hooked carp. With her opposite hand she ran her sharpened talons over the brunette's milky chest, cupping one of Moore's fleshy orbs and sinking her nails deep into the tender flesh. Through the piercing squeals rang out a desperate submission as the brunette furiously tapped, her hands quaking as she lightly pattered against one of Kesha's calves. Only when physically prompted by the official did Kesha relinquish the hold, brutally spiking Mandy face-first into the canvas and instantaneously knocking her out cold. The brunette's body fell completely slack as her skull limply lulled against the mat, only to be rolled over to her backside by the blonde to ensure the whole world saw her handiwork. Mandy's chest was still softly jiggling as Kesha planted a heel against her throat, her once-flawless, milky white skin marked with crimson streaks as the blonde raised her hands in victory."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Alexandra Daddario (59%) defeats Brooklyn Decker (41%)
Kendall Jenner (54%) defeats Victoria Justice (46%)
Kendall Jenner vs. Victoria Justice
"Justice reached with every bit of willpower she had left for the ropes, her fingers just out of reach despite every strained push towards freedom as she felt more air drained from her lungs with every passing second. Kendall flexed her long legs with everything she had, determined to end her opponent once and for all after a surprisngly long back-and-forth battle.
Strands of black and brunette hair littered the ring, torn pieces of clothing draping over opposing turnbuckles after the two young beauties surprisingly great brawl.
Victoria threw her hand out towards the rope again and again, her face turning brighter and brighter red as her attempts became increasingly desperate, her hand practically clawing at the mat in vain. "I GIVE, I GIVE, I GIVE, GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE!" Justice screamed, her hand battering against the mat in submission. Kendall's matching red face lit up in sadistic glee, keeping the hold locked on as she basked in the roar of the crowd. Watching as Victoria's taps grew lighter and lighter, it wasn't until Justice was nearly out that Kendall finally relented, pushing Justice off her lower leg with a cruel kick before standing and basking in her hard-fought victory"
- Submission by Mr. Drake
Jessica Alba (52%) defeats Olivia Munn (48%)
Olivia Munn vs. Jessica Alba
"Munn had put Alba through a beating, constantly battering and putting constant pressure on the slightly younger actress. The raven haired beauty continued her assault, peppering the Dark Angel star with a series of stagger inducing fists and elbows that left Alba foggy eyed and sore in the corner of the ring.
With a sore skull from an earlier inflicted DDT, Munn left her opponent against the turnbuckle, backing all the way across the ring to the opposing turnbuckle. Olivia took a moment to catch her breath, gassed but ready to put an end to her opponent and mark a huge 1-0 on her record against one of the most prolific celebrities on the planet. With nothing more than a fist pump to the adoring crowd, Munn took off running, ready to sandwich Alba against the turnbuckle with a huge running splash.
Watching her impending doom sprint towards her, Jessica took one deep breath, her body pulsing in pain before diving to the side as Munn jumped forward. With an ugly OOMPH, Munn's chest brutally hit the top of the turnbuckle, her legs giving her only two steps back before giving out on her. Olivia gasped as she tried to choke in air, the wind cleanly knocked out of her lungs as she watches Alba stumble to her feet. Jessica gave one solemn look at Munn before hopping into the air, her chest colliding against Munn's bright red torso and further knocking any returning wind out of her sails. Hooking her opponents leg, Jessica heard the satisfying sound of "1-2-3" clap against the mat as the crowd cheered.
"Lucky", Jessica heard choked out from below, Munn's face a mess of coughing and weezing . "Call it what you want", Alba grunted as she began to stand, stopping for only a moment before delivering a hard chop to Munn's chest, sending the downed actress writhing in pain as Jessica raised her hand in victory."
- Submission by Mr. Drake
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