PPV 10
The Main Event of Pay Per View 10 set the night off right with a picture perfect blonde-versus-brunette match-up between Kaley Cuoco and Jessica Biel. Both girls had been underachievers thus far in their careers, albeit against stiff competition, and both were looking to get back on the right path. In what was considered a must-win for Cuoco, she came out floundering, leaving her detractors with more ammunition after falling to 1 - 3. Jennifer Aniston returned from a brief injury hiatus against Stana Katic, falling flat once again and failing to get on the board with a victory. The aging Aniston was game at the start, but the pace of this league seems to be catching up with her. You've got to wonder how much more time she has competing at this level. Three more ladies came into PPV 10 looking for their first win; Mandy Moore, Daisy Ridley, and Victoria Justice. Luckily for Daisy, her opponent was the hapless Justice who fell and fell hard; sustaining a knee injury that could keep her out for the immediate future. Mandy on the other hand wasn't as fortunate as Ridley; as she was taken apart by the impressive Hilary Duff. Despite the gargantuan size difference, a fiesty Duff took down the lanky singer, dropping her to a humiliating 0 - 3 alongside Victoria Justice. The final match of the night pit Yvonne Strahovski against Olivia Munn as the statuesque blonde ultimately dismantled the resilient brunette.
Jessica Biel (63%) defeats Kaley Cuoco (37%)
Jessica Biel vs. Kaley Cuoco
"The elder Biel was stoic; unflappable as a desperate Kaley continued to ratchet up the aggression as her prospects continued to dwindle. Jess sternly looked on as a furious Cuoco held the splintered remains of her own bottoms in one palm, huffing strands of disheveled, sweat-soaked bangs from her eyes before rushing the ever-composed Biel.
Kaley was unapologetic at having been stripped bottomless, catcalls raining down on the sculpted blonde as she sprint toward Biel who refused to retreat. At the last possible moment she flung her bottoms toward Jess in an attempt to distract her, the soaked spandex clapping against Jessica's shoulder as their two toned frames made sickening contact. Like a flash of lightning, Jess artfully dipped her shoulder and skewered the charging Cuoco through her abdomen, Biel's back heel skidding a few inches before anchoring into the canvas.
Suddenly Jess exploded upward from her crouched stance, hoisting a breathless Kaley past the reach of her tippy toes and athletically slinging her frame toward the mat with a spine-tingling form tackle. Kaley's hunched form nearly bore a hole through the canvas as Jess whipped her to the ground, the back of her skull trampolining off the mat in a nasty car crash collision. Jess hooked one of Kaley's lifeless stems but the damage had already been done; a resounding 3-count seeming to last an eternity for the bare-assed, barely-conscious blonde".
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Stana Katic (56%) defeats Jennifer Aniston (44%)
Stana Katic vs. Jennifer Aniston
"The two taut cougars recklessly exploded into one another, topless flesh clapping together as they erratically twirled across the ring in a hurricane collar-and-elbow. The disheveled blonde began to gain the upper hand on the taller Katic as their flailing limbs became more entangled, aggressively tucking Stana's head underneath her armpit and cinching in a loose guillotine. Before she could tighten the noose however, the more youthful brunette slung her forearm between Jen's parted thighs.
Aniston helplessly let out a gruff; "HHOOUUUGGGGHHHH" as Katic's brutal low blow left her utterly crippled, her knees quaking before buckling altogether. Jennifer genuflected at Stana's heel as the guillotine unraveled, hoarsely groaning as Katic hauled her upright and flung her into the far ropes by the wrist.
Jen gawkily attempted and failed to hook the top rope with the crook of her elbow as the rubber backstop bowed toward the crowd, catapulting her back toward the planted brunette. With savage intentions, Katic extended one of her sinewy stems and clobbered Jen square in the jaw. Aniston's head snapped to the left as Stana's heel hammered her in the chin, her body instantly stiffening before sloshing lifelessly to the canvas, out cold before she even hit the ground. The entire building was in stunned silence at the brunette's Big Boot, erupting with applause as Katic victoriously planted her toned limb on Aniston's bare, twitching sternum".
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Hilary Duff (55%) defeats Mandy Moore (45%)
Mandy Moore vs. Hilary Duff
"A brash, borderline-careless Moore continued to tiptoe along the edge of a razor blade in search of her first win, only surviving such a helter-skelter match this long due to her mountainous size advantage over the compact blonde. The mat was stained with pools of the singer's blood, a nasty gash opening up above her left eye after a heart-stopping DDT Hilary had hit just seconds earlier. It was anyone's guess how the brunette was still conscious.
Hilary was asking the same question as she lulled to her backside; the drunken Moore dazedly pressing back to all fours at Duff's feet. A humiliating wardrobe malfunction left the brunette's fleshy C-cups spilling out the sides of her bikini and teardropping toward the canvas, a steady crimson drip trailing behind her as she threw herself like a shawl over the downed Hilary.
Moore continued to stack poor decisions on top of one another, collapsing into Hilary's lap only to be caught by the Venus flytrap in-waiting. Like a lurking boa, Hilary bucked her frame upwards and wrapped her muscular thighs around Moore's neck. Mandy began to desperately gurgle as the blonde's bulging stems tightened around her throat, the veins in her neck straining as her face flushed. Moore's plump backside jut skyward as she spread her legs for leverage, twitching and struggling for a few hopeless moments before she lost her footing and slid into the splits. Hilary's vice was never threatened by Mandy's incoherent squirming, her eyes finally fluttering shut as she collapsed to the canvas, her bare breasts mushrooming against the backs of Hilary's rippling thighs".
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Yvonne Strahovski (54%) defeats Olivia Munn (46%)
Yvonne Strahovski vs. Olivia Munn
"What seemed like even match up on paper turned out to be just that. Yvonne and Olivia spent the majority of the match evenly trading blows; the blonde Aussie mainly employing ranged using her longer arms and legs to strike at the heavier Munn and keep her at a distance. Olivia did the opposite, mostly focusing on defense and counters, blocking most of Yvonne's strikes and using her body weight to crush her opponent to the canvas when she managed to grab onto one of the blonde's attacking limbs.
After several minutes of this back and forth, both women were dripping with glistening sweat, but it was Olivia that was first beginning to show the signs of fatigue. Strahovski noticed this and decided now was the time to strike. She dipped her left shoulder forcing Olivia to raise her right fist and protect her right side. Only for the left side of her head to get absolutely ROCKED by Yvonne's right foot smashing into her cheek.
Munn immediately collapsed bonelessy down onto the canvas, groaning and gurgling as she fought off the darkness of unconsciousness. Breathing heavily after the beating her body had ensued, Yvonne watched intently from above as Munn struggled mightily to turn herself over onto her belly. That was when the blonde finally saw an opportunity to finally put an end to Olivia Munn.
Yvonne shuffled toward her downed rival and exhaustedly plopped her ass down onto the small of Munn's back, further adding to her discomfort. Leaning forward, the Aussie grabbed a handful of Olivia's black hair and forcefully yanked back, smiling at the squeal it forced from the brunette's throat. With Munn's upper body wrenched above the canvas, Yvonne wrapped her long left leg around the brunette's throat and locked her ankle behind her own right knee. Cinching in the choke, Olivia struggled and clawed at the blonde's vice-like legs, but only lasted a mere 45 seconds before slumping down onto the canvas in defeat."
- Submission by Goro
Daisy Ridley (76%) defeats Victoria Justice (24%)
Daisy Ridley vs. Victoria Justice
"There are beat-downs and one-sided victories, and then there's what Daisy Ridley did to Victoria Justice. Daisy was a star, she was extremely fit and everything needed to be a superstar in the CFW, but she was a very disappointing 0-2 at this point in her CFW career.
She was thrown a bone, or Victoria Justice was again thrown to the wolves for the general public's enjoyment. Whatever the case, Ridley finally managed to live up to her high expectations and the already out-of-reach bar for Victoria to compete was raised up yet another level.
Even with her woeful 0-2 record, the odds-makers still had Ridley has the heavy favorite and it took no time at all to prove them absolutely right. An initial punch to Justice's soft stomach dropped her to her knees, the perfect height for Daisy to drive her knee hard into Victoria's chin, knocking her senselessly down onto her back in a groaning daze.
Daisy could have effortlessly covered her right then for an easy three-count, but she had something to prove. Instead, grabbed onto Justice's brown hair and yanked her up onto wobbly knees. Bending down, the Brit reached one arm up underneath Vic's thighs and twisted her up around her shoulders before slamming the younger brunette back-first down onto her outstretched knee.
Ridley smiled wickedly at the anguished howl that was ripped from her inferior opponent's lips, and she just added to it when she pushed down on Victoria's chin with one hand and her thigh with the other. Already beaten, Justice began to wail and sob in agony as she begged Daisy to stop; at the same time Vic began to shout her submission while tapping the Brit's back in another sign of submission.
After enjoying the feeling and sound of her opponent submitting for far too long, Daisy finally relented. But keeping her fingers gripped around Justice's throat, the Brit showed her strength and hoisted the squirming Vic up into the air and off of her feet. After slowly turning to face each section of the audience, Ridley stood up on her tiptoes and then slammed Victoria Justice down onto the canvas with such force that the American's body bounced up twice before finally falling still.
Rising up to meet the crowd's raucous cheers, Daisy placed her foot forcefully onto Justice's heaving, sweaty and unconscious belly with her arms raised high in triumph."
- Submission by Goro
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