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This league has seen incredible success, and to keep things fresh I want to institute one major change moving forward. We will now be introducing RANDOMNESS and CHAOS into the equation. Typically, the winner of each fight has been determined solely based on the voting of the audience. If Fighter A receives 60% of the vote, she defeats Fighter B. This is great because voting is obviously fun and engaging, but fights become predictable. I would never dream of pitting Taylor Swift against Kate Upton, because the voting would come out 80% or higher in Kate's favor. But what if Taylor still had a shot? That's where randomness comes in. I want to add a random number generator (RNG) into the equation. Moving forward, voting won't solely determine the winner, but instead it will influence the winner. Your votes now just stack the deck for your preferred fighter. You'll still have to check back at the end of the voting period to see who actually won!

Say Fighter A receives 60% of the vote and Fighter B receives 40%. Now, I put them into a RNG to determine the real winner. If the number comes back 1-60, Fighter A wins. If it comes back 61-100, Fighter B wins. To give the poll more weight, I will use a best of 3 system. The poll winner receives 1 victory in the best of 3 series. The poll loser must then win the RNG 2 times to take the series. This way, the poll carries a substantial amount of weight. This remedies the problem with a 51%/49% poll win essentially meaning nothing in the RNG. Now we have CHAOS. This opens up a whole world of possibilities for me as the commissioner. I can create matchups even when I think the voting will be skewed in one fighter's favor because now we can have upsets. I can create rematches, rivalries, and tons more. With the old method, a rematch would be pointless. Of course the voting would turn out the same as the first fight. But now, we can have varying results. I hope this excites everyone as much as me! Looking forward to a bright future.

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How to become a Stable Manager

I am constantly looking for ways to drive engagement with this site, so I want to institute a more personal feel into things. For those viewers that are active with writing stories, you will now be able to manage a stable of fighters! Pick fights with other managers, challenge champions, and do anything else you can think of. Message me on FCF if you are interested in managing a stable. Give me a stable name and list of girls you would like to add. This will be first come, first serve.

Can I manage a stable of fighters? This could change over time, but to start out not everyone is eligible to manage a stable of fighters. Only those who have participated in past PPVs by writing stories will be able to manage a stable. Stables are capped at FIVE fighters. For every story you have contributed to the site, you will be able to choose one girl to add to your stable. If you have written three stories for the site, you're eligible to add three girls. If you've written ten, you can add and manage the capped number of five girls. As long as you stay somewhat active with the site, your stable of fighters will remain yours. Comment on posts, write recaps, etc. If I notice you've vanished for some while, your stable of girls will go back into Free Agency.

What if I've never written a story, can I still manage? If you've never written a story, unfortunately you can't manage any fighters at this time. What you can do is go back and choose a handful of fights from previous PPVs and write a story today! Submit a recap for an old fight and you'll still be eligible to manage a fighter.

What are the advantages of managing a stable? Not only will I try to make sure you have at least one stable fighter in each PPV, but managed fighters will receive the same boost that a real life trained fighter might receive. When a managed fighter goes up against an unmanaged fighter, they will receive a 5% boost when I run the random RNG to decide matches. This won't impact fights most of the time, but there will be a tangible difference between managed fighters and unmanaged ones. Just a peek behind the curtains, but I have already seen this a handful of times where the 5% boost literally spells the difference between a win and a loss. This will give you the feel that you are helping your girls in the ring! If you'd prefer to write stories where your girls lose, upon request, I can give your managed fighter(s) a -5% decrease, limiting their chances. Just let me know!

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Current Belt Holders

Below are the current belt holders in the CWF and a description of each belt.

BANTAMWEIGHTS

Celebrity Wrestling Federation Champion - Kate Upton

This is the standard, overarching, most-coveted belt in the division. It is worn by the current Women's Champion. This belt is won through standard means - a match of any type between the #1 and #2 contenders in the division. Any fighter can call out the current champion. In rare circumstances, the current belt holder can put the belt on the line against any challenger she chooses. This is up to her manager's discretion. A challenge does not have to be accepted.

Tits 'N' Ass (TNA) Champion - Charlotte McKinney

This is a secondary belt in the division. It is worn by the current Women's Tits 'N' Ass (TNA) Champion. This belt is won through a "TNA Callout Match". This belt can be won by any woman in the division, regardless of her position in the standings. The current CWF Champion cannot hold this belt. When this belt is held, any managed fighter is able to challenge the current belt holder by first winning any match. This match must be written and submit to me for the PPV by her manager. This is the only way to call out the current Champion. At the end of the manager's story, their fighter may call out the current TNA Champion and challenge her to a TNA Championship Match. First come, first serve. The TNA Championship Match can only be won via a Tit or Ass Smother. Any other pin or submission will not be heard or counted.

Buck Naked Beauties (BNB) Champion - Blake Lively

This is a secondary belt in the division. It is worn by the current Women's Buck Naked Beauties (BNB) Champion. This belt is won through a "BNB Callout Match". This belt can be won by any woman in the division, regardless of her position in the standings. The current CWF Champion cannot hold this belt. When this belt is held, any managed fighter is able to challenge the current belt holder by first winning any match. This match must be written and submit to me for the PPV by her manager. This is the only way to call out the current Champion. At the end of the manager's story, their fighter may call out the current BNB Champion and challenge her to a BNB Championship Match. First come, first serve. The BNB Championship Match will be a fully nude contest from start to finish. Both competitors must enter the ring wearing nothing at all, dignity be damned. Knockout or pin finish.

Sex Fight (SF) Champion - Stacy Keibler

This is a secondary belt in the division. It is worn by the current Women's Sex Fight (SF) Champion. This belt is won through a "Sex Fight Callout Match". This belt can be won by any woman in the division, regardless of her position in the standings. The current CWF Champion cannot hold this belt. When this belt is held, only the current SF Champion may challenge other fighters by first winning any match. This match must be written and submit to me for the PPV by her manager. This is the only way to call out another fighter. At the end of the manager's story, their fighter may call out any other fighter in the division to defend their SF Championship against. The Sex Fight Championship Match will be a contest to see which fighter can force their opponent to cum first. The first fighter to cum, loses.

Jobber Queen - Karlie Kloss

This is a secondary belt in the division. It is worn by the current Women's Jobber Queen. This belt is the least coveted belt or title in the CWF. In a jobber match, the LOSER is actually declared the Queen. This belt is held by the most pathetic and futile fighter in the division - one with no hope of ever achieving victory.

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FLYWEIGHTS

Celebrity Wrestling Federation Champion - Hilary Duff

Tits 'N' Ass (TNA) Champion - Brooklyn Decker

Buck Naked Beauties (BNB) Champion - Katrina Bowden

Sex Fight (SF) Champion - Emily Addison

Jobber Queen - Taylor Swift

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STRAWWEIGHTS

Celebrity Wrestling Federation Champion - Emma Watson

Tits 'N' Ass (TNA) Champion - Olivia Munn

Buck Naked Beauties (BNB) Champion - Alexa Bliss

Sex Fight (SF) Champion - Emilia Clarke

Jobber Queen - Victoria Justice

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TAG TEAM

Celebrity Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champion - Vacant

This is the standard, overarching, most-coveted belt in the tag team division. It is worn by the current Women's Tag Team Champion. This belt is won through standard means - a match of any type between the #1 and #2 contending teams in the division. Any team can call out the current champion. In rare circumstances, the current belt holding team can put the belt on the line against any challenger they choose. This is up to their manager's discretion. A challenge does not have to be accepted.

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Match Types

Below are the different match types in the CWF and a description of each match type. New match types are always being added!

Standard Ring

Lumberjack & Jill Match

A fan favorite, be prepared for the nastiest, most vile, most violent fights the CWF has ever seen! There are no rules inside the ring, but there are even less outside it. This match type sees the ring apron lined with you guessed it; LUMBERJACKS. Roided, muscled, frothing lumberjacks interspersed among the biggest names in the CWF. The Lumberjacks & Jills (Dennings, Fox, and the rest of your favorites) will have the opportunity to interfere, cheat, fight and fuck the competitors in the ring should they foolishly drift near the ropes. A pin just signals the beginning of the loser's nightmare, as these brutal matches don't end until the Lumberjacks & Jills DECIDE it's over. The loser is subject unspeakable punishment and humiliation outside the ring as she's delivered right into the waiting arms of the fighters lining the ring. Whether it's fucking, further demolishing, or both, the loser of the match will never forget what happens AFTER the bell.

The Ring

Hit The Beach Match

In this match type, the CWF takes a vacation to the beach! All Hit the Beach matches will take place in a sunny, sandy, beach-side ring, hopefully making for some exciting beach bikini fun. Wins come by pin, knockout or submission in this sandy affair.

The Ring

Virtual Reality Gladiatrix Match
This match type will take place fully inside Virtual Reality, so no fighters are actually harmed ;) These matches will take place in an ancient Gladiatrix Arena and will be to the death! The last fighter left alive will be the winner. Various weapons have been strewn across the pit; swords, knives, spears, and anything else imaginable. Fighters are also of course free to use their bare hands.

The Ring

Sex Fight / First-to-Cum Match

The first fighter that is made to cum by her opponent is declared the loser. Each fight will start traditionally, aside from a single strap-on dildo being hung in the middle of the ring for competitors to fight over and use should they see fit. Of course, using your own two hands is also encouraged.

Skin-to-Win Match

This fight will begin traditionally with both fighters starting off fully clothed; with the goal being to strip your opponent fully naked before earning the pin, knockout or submission. The official for this match will not recognize any pin attempt that comes before that fighter has been stripped completely nude by her opponent.

Oil Wrestling Match

In this match type, the entire ring has been converted into a slippery oil wrestling pit. Upon entering, both fighters will be doused in oil, with the win coming by pin, submission, or knockout in this lubricious affair.

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