Hailee Steinfeld

   

Age: 23

Height: 5'8

Weight: 130 lbs

Bust: 32B

Hometown: Los Angeles, California

Record: 0 - 1

Wins: N/A

Losses: Natalie Alyn Lind (57%) defeats Hailee Steinfeld (43%)

Rivals: N/A

Tag Record: 2 - 1

Wins: Coleman/Steinfeld (45%) *UPSETS* Lohan/McAdams (55%) via RNG

Coleman/Steinfeld (68%) defeats Swift/Justice (32%)

Losses: Winter/Lind (54%) defeats Coleman/Steinfeld (46%)

Hailee Steinfeld vs. Natalie Alyn Lind (Oil Wrestling Match)

"Give up yet?" Natalie casually asked Hailee Steinfeld as she poured on even more pressure. Hailee knew she was in dire straits and her opponent's incessant taunting was not making her situation any better. Steinfeld, on paper, had every advantage over her blonde opponent. Hailee was taller, heavier and a few years older than her opponent; but, what Natalie lacked in height and weight she more than made up for in bust. The young blonde, despite her short, slender frame, possessed a modest set of breasts and she used that to her advantage by wrapping Hailee up in a tight bearhug.

The crowd roared with excitement at Natalie crushed her slightly older, slightly taller, slightly heavier opponent in her arms. Both women were topless, only wearing skimpy bikini bottoms, their bikini tops ripped off by each other within minutes of the opening bell, and now, with Natalie's arms wrapped around Hailee's back, their naked, oiled-soaked tits were smashed against each other. Natalie's C cup breasts easily engulfed Steinfeld's smaller B cups, painfully pushing them against her chest and driving air from her lungs. Hailee could only breathlessly gasp in response to her opponent's antagonizing taunts, signaling to Natalie that the brunette was done for.

Natalie, with a grunt of exertion, squats down and, still crushing her opponent in her arms, lifts Hailee up and slams her back down with a belly-to-belly (and tits-to-tits) slam! Oil rose up and splattered from the impact as Hailee landed back-first on the slippery canvas of the ring, causing drops of oil to rain down on their half naked bodies. Steinfeld's limbs twitched and slid wide-open as her head lulled to the side, her eyes tightly shut and a grimace of pain etched on her face. Natalie mounted her opponent's waist, leaned down and pinned her slick tits against Hailee's uncomprehending features, pinning her for a humiliating 3-count".

- Submission by jdo90

Ariel Winter/Natalie Alyn Lind vs. Zendaya Coleman/Hailee Steinfeld

"It's easy to see why the league is considered to be in good hands with the way these youngsters bared their claws tonight. Four of the youngest fighters in the Celebrity Wrestling Federation squared off in this match, and in keeping with the audacious reputation of their generation, the battle royal ended with all four ladies throwing caution (and rules) to the wind and entering the ring all at once. There were ten times as many insults and slaps thrown as technical throws and punches, but the sold-out crowd was treated to another lascivious display as the curvy pairing of Winter and Lind outlasted their greener counterparts. It was tough to find the bodies through the littering of bras and other tattered items of clothing, but in the end it was Winter who towered above the other downed fighters, snaking her forearm around a buck naked Hailee Steinfeld and rendering the blubbering brunette incapacitated with a relentless Rear Naked Choke. It might be time to start taking Ariel Winter more seriously."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams vs. Zendaya Coleman/Hailee Steinfeld

"Given the greenness of Zendaya Coleman and Hailee Steinfeld, you wouldn't blame the newcomers for not fully recognizing the callous and sadistic reputation of Lindsay Lohan; one of the nastiest fighters the CWF had to offer. Although the two sweetheart Bantams hadn't done their homework before the match, Lohan made sure they didn't leave it with their naivete intact. Rachel McAdams had spent less than a minute combined in the ring as Lohan took breathtaking delight in dismantling whomever was presented in front of her; making sure that each subsequent tagging partner left the ring with less clothing than she'd entered with. In the cruelest moment of the evening, Coleman and Steinfeld at one point even had a minute-long standoff where both refused to enter the ring with the ravenous redhead; both battered and stripped brunette's instead opting to prudishly shield their naked bodies rather than subject themselves to further humiliation at Lindsay's hand.

It was finally Steinfeld who stepped to the plate, meekly dipping under the ropes just to be hit with a vicious Running Bulldog that flickered off her lights for good, leaving the nude brunette face-down and twitching in a pool of her own mangled limbs. Unbeknownst to Lohan who was arrogantly parading around the convulsing brunette, Coleman had hoisted herself atop the turnbuckle at Lindsay's back, crouching quietly on the post. Releasing all her pent-up frustration and humiliation in one artful leap, Zendaya scooped the back of Lohan's skull mid-air and spiked the redhead chin-first against the mat, knocking her out cold with a slam from the top rope. With her partner, Rachel McAdams, too complacent to react in time, Coleman was able to quickly roll up the lifeless redhead and steal the win with a breathtaking reversal and pin."

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins

Taylor Swift/Victoria Justice vs. Zendaya Coleman/Hailee Steinfeld

"To call Hailee Steinfeld and Zendaya Coleman's CWF records less than stellar would be an overstatement. Zendaya is one for one in her single matches and her single victory was considered by critics and fans alike as a fluke. Hailee Steinfeld has an even worse single match history, losing her only solo outing via a humiliating tit smother at the hands (or shall I say tits) of Nataly Alyn Lind. If her win/loss record wasn't abysmal enough, Hailee has also never stepped out of the CWF ring with even a shred of her clothes left intact. The young brunette, even in her lone tag team victory, had been victimized and stripped naked by Lindsay Lohan. As a tag team, Zendaya and Hailee are one for one and, much like Coleman's single career, the win they picked up was controversial to say the least. Many fans and pundits consider both women to have winless records, with the consensus feeling that their wins have been pure luck. Both Hailee and Zendaya have claimed that they are determined to prove all of the haters wrong and dispatch their opponents in dominant fashion.

Taylor Swift and Victoria Justice, much like their opponents, have an unfortunate record in both their single and tag team match history. Their loss record is so notoriously horrible that both women have earned the humiliating "Jobber Queen" titles of their respective weight classes. Neither Justice nor Swift have shown their faces since they lost their last matches and were crowned as Jobber Queen.  The typically loudmouthed women have been silent after their defeats... until now. Before the match, as per usual, the devious duo of Swift Justice cut a scathing promo, labeling their opponents as the worst wrestlers they've ever seen and that neither Zendaya nor Hailee deserved to shine their shoes, let alone step in their ring. Swift Justice has vowed to not only defeat their opponents tonight, but to also get some much needed revenge on their rivals.

As many expected, the fight wasn't by any means a chess match of calculated technical moves but rather an explosion of hair pulling, fabric ripping mayhem and the crowd was loving it. Considering all four women had the rather embarrassing tradition of ending up naked by the end of the fight, one would expect for all four competitors to be stripped nude by the end. However, all of the tattered designer clothes littering the ring belonged to the devious duo of Swift Justice. For the first time ever, Hailee Steinfeld was still fully dressed, sporting a skintight black sports bra and matching shorts and was actually stalking a half naked, blubbering Victoria Justice. Poor Victoria was shuffling on her hands and knees, pathetically crawling toward her corner with her hand outstretched to Taylor Swift.

Taylor was also in dire straits. The leggy Princess of Pop was standing on the apron with one arm crossed over her bra-clad breasts and the other hand reaching back to shield her thong-clad ass, opting to cover her pink lingerie rather than tag in to help her partner. Voctoria, at this point, had given up hope of covering her black lace bra and matching thong. The dark-haired diva had also given up hope on winning. Hailee and Zendaya had an answer for every underhanded attack, every distraction, every devious device in their playbook. Victoria began crawling up the ropes and was about to slap Taylor's shoulder to force her in the ring when Hailee snagged her by the hair and pulled her back towards her corner of the ring. Justice gave a pitiful squeal in response, and clumsily backpedaled on her high heels as Hailee dragged her towards the corner.

Hailee, still grabbing a fistful of Justice's disheveled hair, ripped Victoria's head up, forcing her to stand straight before delivering a crushing knee to the tan brunette's abdomen. Victoria instantly crumbled to the mat on impact, rolling onto her back and swaddling her sore stomach, tears blurring her vision. Steinfeld wanted no time and climbed up onto the top turnbuckle, steadying herself on the ropes before leaping high in the air. The young brunette performs a shooting star press, backflipping through the air while facing forward. Just before landing on her opponent, Hailee pulls her knees to her abdomen, causing her kneecaps to stab into Justice's sternum on impact. The crowd leaps to their feet as Steinfeld connects with her finisher: Hailee's comet. Hailee grabs one of Victoria's long, lean legs and pulls if far back for a humiliating pin. Taylor quickly enters the ring and finally unwraps her hands from her body to attack Hailee and break up the pin.

Zendaya sees Swift bumbling across the ring and quite literally leaps into action. Coleman leaps over the ropes and sprints at the oncoming blonde, nailing Taylor with a devastating front kick that would impress Anderson Silva! The ball of Zendaya's bare foot crashes into Taylor's chin, turning the lanky blonde's lights out on impact. The referee finishes the three count just as Swift collapses face-first on the canvas, her body sprawled out in a gangly heap. The crowd bursts into cheers as Hailee and Zendaya pick up their first decisive victory, cementing themselves as more than beautiful punching bags. As for the team of Swift Justice, they are once again laying unconscious in the ring. Hailee and Zendaya look down at their opponents and Hailee speaks up, "Hey Z, do you notice something wrong with this picture?" Zendaya pouts her lip and concentrates, "Yeah, something seems unfinished..." Coleman taps her chin before her eyes light up, "Oh  I know!!"

Zendaya struts over to Taylor's unconscious body and kneels down. Coleman unhooks Swifts bra, whipping it off, and begins shimmying down her thong. Hailee follows suit, stripping off Victoria's undies until both women are left nude. Zendaya drags Swift's face-down body ontop of Victoria, placing their defeated foe's in a compromising 69 position. Hailee and Zendaya use Swift Justice's discarded lingerie to tie their limbs together before rolling them out of the ring. Swift Justice lands in a heap of tangled limbs on the outskirts of the ring, with Swifts body piled ontop of Victoria's and both ladies with a mouthful and noseful of each other's vagina. Coleman and Steinfeld leave their foe's tangled, tied-up bodies on the floor and hug each other before waltzing back up the ramp with their heads held high."

- Submission by jdo90