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Mr. Drake

Mr. Drake back again, but on a bit of a different matter. I'm here to discuss the 30th, yes, 30th CWF PPV and my first PPV as the official manager of Olivia Munn, Alison Brie and Kendall Jenner. Three talented women, who I'm sure will all be holding gold in due time. But there's only so many matches you can fit on a card, so this week I'm here to speak on behalf of my active client...

The Skillful Strawweight...The Geek Goddess....Olivia Munn!

Now I could spend all day talking about Olivia's various accomplishments, including the ones she's already achieved here in the CWF, her victory over former co-worker and rival Sara Jean Underwood springs to mind...

But I'm not here to do that, nobody wants to hear about the past, they want the FUTURE! And the future is a match with the talented and undefeated Leanna Decker. I was so excited to see Olivia's opponent unveiled, the chance to prove herself as the cream of the crop of the strawweight division! Olivia was so excited to hear that her opponent was undefeated, she's always one for a challenge and I'm sure Leanna Decker will provide that in spades. Then I told Olivia that as the 30th PPV of the CWF, there'd be a special gimmick involved in each match. That'd they all be First to Cum matches! With one strap-on dildo left in the center of the ring, Olivia and Leanna will battle it, with the first one of them to cum, losing the event! After telling her that, I showed her a picture of her opponent, Glamour Model Leanna Decker.

Olivia's response was about what I had hoped:

"Doesn't matter if it's a glamour model, a bikini model or whatever Megan Fox is calling herself these days. I'm ready to win any match at any time.... First to Cum is new to me, but I think I can do it. I'm confident I can win, even against someone as renowned for their beauty as Leanna, renown for good reason too from what I can tell. Might make it a bit harder, but I know I can win. I'm gunning for that Strawweight title and nothing's going to get in my way. I'm ready and I'm excited."

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Mr. Drake

So now that CWF 30 is in the books, I figured I'd give a few words as a manager. Let's just get it out there, this was one hell of a PPV! There were multiple women(including and especially my own roster member Olivia Munn) who impressed me and surely the fans too after seeing tremendous skills and abilities. Not to mention the particular set of skills needed to win here... Let's just say I never knew that Emma and Mandy had that in them. Congratulations to the victors and better luck next time to the losers.

As I mentioned before the PPV, I was excited to see Olivia's first fight under my management and neither she or the fight disappointed. As I predicted, Munn is adaptable and she's climbing the strawweight rankings, inching ever closer to that top spot and the strawweight title. It's just a matter of time.

Now, a few words from Olivia after her win.

"Well that was a new experience... To say the least. I'd apologize to Leanna for breaking her short streak, but after what I did to her I'm expecting some candy and flowers in the mail. My eyes are still set on taking over the Strawweight division and taking Fox down for the title that I'll show everyone that I deserve. To everyone who supported me, the fans, my manager and my teammate's... Well, actually it was really just Alison. Anyways, thank you all!

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Vitezislav

Natalie Alyn Lind walks into the room and sits down next to her teammate Ariel Winter. Both young actresses joined Strahovski's Angels and their first fight is against one another. The fight will determine their place within Strahovski's Angels and it will be the first win for one of them and the first loss for the other. A lot is on the line for both young fighters.

Natalie has always wanted to be the best, but Ariel is in the same position. She is tired of being seen as the nerdy Alex from Modern Family and is here to prove that she is the best. The blonde and the brunette look at each other and everyone in the room can see the rivalry between them. They might be teammates, but they are still bitter enemies.

Both of them have been blessed with amazing breasts and they eagerly show them off whenever they can. Natalie arches her back a bit in the chair, so that her breasts get pushed out. Ariel notices what the blonde is trying to do and she does the same showing off her large boobs. The reporters stare at the girls showing off their racks and they can't wait to start asking questions to these two amazing busty fighters.

One of the reporters breaks the silence and asks the first question to Natalie. "Isn't it weird that Yvonne Strahovski asked you to join her team, because of your history together?"

A smile appears on Natalie's face. "Not at all, Yvonne knows that she needs the best on her team and I am the best. It also gives her an excuse to watch me train and drool at my ass and tits."

All of the reporters laugh for a second knowing what has happened between Natalie and Yvonne during The Celebrity Sexfight League of 2018/2019. The only one not laughing is Ariel, who lets out an audible snort.

A reporter notices Ariel's response and quickly asks Ariel a question. "It seems that you don't agree with Natalie. What do you think your odds are against your teammate?"

Ariel looks over at Natalie for a moment, before turning her attention to the reporter. "The blonde will have no chance at all. I will crush her breasts with my own divine twins and she will beg for mercy. However our fight won't end there, no I will show everyone else that my sexual skills are better as well. I will make her cum over and over again, until she begs me to stop. I will fuck her loser ass in front of everyone after she has admitted I am better."

Natalie's face no longer shows any signs of kindness and her eyes are spitting fire at Ariel. Natalie doesn't even wait for another reporter to ask her a question. "We will see about that bitch, because I am going to ruin your boobs and make you my personal bitch in front of everyone. I will fuck you dry and you will be begging me to fuck your ass! You will be down on your knees worshipping my ass in the end!"

"Why don't you bring it on slut! After I am done with you, your precious bitch Yvonne will be begging me to make her my bitch!" Ariel says standing up and placing her hands on the table.

"Fuck you whore! I will fuck you up!" Natalie stands up as well and shoves her chair back.

Ariel kicks her chair away and turns to the blonde. Natalie walks to Ariel and bumps her breasts into Ariel's breasts. The brunette isn't going to let the blonde intimidate her and thrusts her breasts forward trying to make Natalie back off. The blonde however isn't moving at all and the two begin to thrust their breasts into each other.

"Come on bitch! Show me what you got!" Ariel hisses at Natalie.

"My girls are already crushing yours!" Natalie taunts and thrusts her breasts into Ariel's boobs.

The brunette is forced to take a step back and lets out a grunt. She steps forward and smashes her boobs into Natalie's boobs. This time it's the blonde who has to take a step back. Yvonne Strahovski has been watching the press conference from the backstage area and sees that things are getting out of control. She rushes into the room and steps between Ariel and Natalie.

"Save it for the fight ladies!" Yvonne shouts out and keeps the two young busty fighters separated.

Yvonne drags Ariel and Natalie out of the room and all the reporters quickly record everything that has happened.

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Mr. Drake

So I'm back again, ready to issue a brief statement about my client Kendall Jenner. At PPV 30 we talked about Olivia Munn, but this week, it's Kendall's time to shine in the spotlight. Her personality has really surprised me and I can tell you that she definitely has the attitude of a champion or even a queen, maybe even a tyrant..... But all that doesn't matter, as I'm here to introduce to you the Future of the CWF...

The Bashful Bantamweight...Miss Legs For Days..."Killa" Kendall Jenner!

There's a lot of reasons I signed Ms. Jenner, but the biggest of them all is simply one word - POTENTIAL. Not to mention that other star making quality of hers... She has IT! Not everyone can have that special combination of limitless potential and that ever so elusive IT factor, but I believe Kendall is one of the select few. Now her record in the CWF isn't perfect, she's just 3-4. But I don't see 4 losses, I see 3 wins! Victories against Victoria Justice, Jennifer Aniston and even Miley Cyrus! How many others can claim a track record with wins over those girls! Honestly, I really don't know. Kendall is a star who's simply ready to blast off to the top of the Bantamweight division, knocking over everyone and anything in her way. Unfortunately, at PPV 31, that someone is the lovely Stacy Keibler. I've always been a big fan of Stacy, ever since her wrestling days. But at PPV 31, the future comes and for Stacy, that future is going to rocket right over her. Let's just hope she moves out of the way.

Now I have some, uhm. Interesting words from Kendall herself.

"Really? You actually want me to waste my valuable time and talk about this? Fine. Alright look, uhm... Stacy. Yeah never even heard of you. Listen Stace, I don't know who you are, all I know is that your my opponent and I'm ready to end this stupid losing streak I've been on. Anybody with a working brain knows that cow Kate Upton and that psycho Amber Heard got lucky, those f***ing overrated blondes..... Okay my manager just told me your a blonde! What a hell of a coincidence! You'll be perfect for me to take out my anger on and judging by your photos, your clearly an old washed up bag just looking for a payday. Your legs are long, but they're probably just as washed up as your face, not even close to a match for my long and powerful stems. So if your nice, I'll go easy on you and won't break those brittle bones of yours.... But just so you know, if you give me even a second of sh*t in that ring, I'm going to plant my perfect ass on that scraggly face of yours and take a long lounge just sitting there".

"I'm done talking about a sure thing, but I wanted to address the fans and haters really quick before I get off to much more important work. Like my tan. So listen up simpletons and overrated fighters, talking to you bantamweight division! I'm here and now I've got the management that guarantees me he'll get me to the top! So just know, it's only a matter of time before that gold is around my waist where it belongs. I don't settle for second. And to all you haters out there, you'll learn to love me. Goodybe!"

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Vitezislav

The fight is only a few days away and Natalie Alyn Lind has been training hard for her fight with Ariel Winter. Natalie walks out of the gym when a reporter ambushes her.

"Miss Lind, may I ask you some questions?" The reporter pushes her microphone in front of Natalie's face.

The young busty blonde stops and smiles at the reporter. "Of course."

The female reporter looks over the moon and quickly gathers herself. "Is it true that you and Ariel are rivals, even though you are on the same team?"

"It's obvious that we are no friends for sure. I really don't understand why Yvonne wants that bitch on her team." Natalie says to the reporter.

"I heard that you two have agreed on some high stakes for the fight, is that really the case?" The reporter's face turns slightly red.

"You clearly know a lot, but yes we have some high stakes for our fight. The loser becomes the winner's slave for a week. I am going to defeat her in our fight and then fuck her in front of the entire world. At the end I will place a nice collar around her neck with her real name on it. She will leave the arena on a leash walking like a dog." Natalie says throwing her hair into the wind and she walks away from the reporter.

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AKMaster

Akmaster here, to announce the my first PPV as an official manager of Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart! They are the start of my new stable, The Vixens, who once the additional wrestlers sign on, will no doubt come to dominate the CWF! I will announce those additions in due time, but rather I'm here to talk about my current active client. Someone no doubt many of you are familiar with! May I introduce you the newest CWF wrestler!

The Ruthless Flyweight...The Vampire Angel herself...Kristen Stewart!

Now many of you have of course have heard many of Kristen's exploits in wrestling, before she took a hiatus to train and work on her wrestling skills. Her victories, her defeats, her infamous rivalries! Well, after all these months, she now ready to take the CWF by storm, with her first opponent with be none other the Country Pop Singer herself Taylor Swift! When Kristen learned of her first opponent, I was pleased to see that she was eager to fight and was ready to show the singer a thing or two. In fact, why don't I let Ms. Stewart speak for herself!

"Thank you AK. Yea, when I heard that my first opponent was Taylor, I got to say while I've never faced her before, I'm not worried the least. Everyone knows that the Pop Princess sure is full of herself, thinking she's better than all of us "peasants" especially with that toady Victoria hanging about. Well I'm going to say its going to be fun to take her down a size or two in the ring, and to let the rest of the Flyweight Division whos boss! Who knows," Kristen chuckled to herself as she patted a black box next to her, "Maybe I'll have some fun and introduce Taylor to one of my toys once I'm done with her! Or maybe not, you'll just to have to wait and see!"

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jdo90

The monitor in Kristen Stewart's dressing room hums to life as she tosses the remote control back on the couch. She was told by her manager that she should watch Taylor Swift's pre-fight video package. With an annoyed sigh, Stewart lounges back on the couch, kicks her feet up on the coffee table and focuses on the television screen. The video zooms down a long red carpet before settling on an ornate golden throne. "This bitch is so extra!" Kristen smirks. The over-the-top presentation is, of course, a staple of not only Swift's concerts, attire and ring entrances, but her pre-fight video packages as well.

Sitting upon the golden throne, garbed in an elegant red dress, is the Queen of Pop, Taylor Swift. A diamond-encrusted tiara sits on top of her blonde hair and her bold, red lips curl in an arrogant sneer. "People have been asking me if I'm nervous about facing..." Taylor's mouth twists in disgust, "Kristen Stewart." The leggy blonde retches just from uttering that name, "I must admit, I am nervous. I mean, who wouldn't be? Judging from her hair, her clothing and her overall appearance, Kristen clearly never bathes. I'm nervous that I may be knocked out by her stench alone! But...." Swift pauses, her sneer returning, "that's why I have a plan for that little twerp. By the end of the fight, you can all rest assured that your Queen will be standing tall. I will deliver Swift Justice upon that smelly, trashy, vampire bitch!"

The camera pans over to Victoria Justice, whom is also wearing a tiara and an elegant dress. "Kristin thinks I'm toady?!" Victoria hisses, "that's hilarious considering Kristen and her teammate, Emma Watson, are nothing but a pair of FREAKS! We've got a witch teaming up with a vampire. I mean, how dumb of a pairing is that?!" Justice scoffs, "Taylor and I are going to drive whatever is in that little black box straight through Kristen's tiny heart and if Emma tries to stop us, we're gonna burn her at the stake!"

The camera focuses back on Taylor. "Kristen, sweety, I do hope you bring your little toy with you because I'm gonna do you a favor. I actually feel bad that you have no curves whatsoever. So, after the match, I'm going to shove whatever is in that box so far up your ass that you'll have to have wider hips!" Taylor and Victoria giggle before the blonde turns back toward the camera. "Kristen, you will bow down to me." The camera zooms in for a close-up of Taylor's lips, "Oh, and AK, you're going to need a new client because when we're through with Kristin, she won't show her disgusting face in the CWF ever again!" The screen fades to black as the sound of Victoria and Taylor's cackling fades out.

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AKMaster

AKmaster here, and I'm here on behalf of my client Emma Watson.

After their last encounter, which unfortunately ended poorly for my client, she has been very eager to face Megan again, especially for the title that she rightfully deserves! She has been training very hard for this matchup for the last few weeks, and wanted to share a few words to Ms. Fox for this upcoming fight. Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce

The Millennial Darling, the Queen Witch, and you're future title holder, Emma Watson!

The camera pans away from AKmaster and shows Emma working out in the gym with Kristen Stewart, punching a bag with Megan's face on it for a few moments before finally relenting and turning to the camera. Grabbing a mic, she motioned Kristen back before giving a big smile to the camera saying sweetly

"Thank you AK. Hello everyone! You're Queen Witch Emma here. I'd like to first thank all my fans for believing in me all these years, and for this chance at the title shot! I'm am honored to have such a chance, and I wont let you down" Emma gives a big hand kiss to the camera in response. "But I'd also like to give a word to that harlot Megan Fox."

Emma's attitude changed notably darker at the mention of her opponent, and she took a step closer to the camera before saying, with a sweet yet dangerous voice.

"Hello Megan, remember me? Remember when we faced each other at Hit the Beach? How you humiliated me, how you forced me to pleasure you, and how you stole my chance at the title that day? Well I certainly do, and this PPV, you'll pay for each and every single humiliation a thousand times over. When I'm done with you, you'll be on your knees, begging for mercy like the whore you are. When I'm done with you, you'll be the one servicing me as I sit on your face and take the title that you stole from me! When I'm done with you, you'll regret ever thinking that someone like you could ever stand on my level!

So let this be a final warning, a chance for you to back out and forfeit the match before we meet. If you do, I might forgive you, but if you don't, don't expect any mercy from me or my stables box of toys."

At which Emma patted a black box next to her gently, before suddenly turning to the Megan punching bag and give it another punch, breaking it off its holds the process, the bag crashing to the floor. Taking a look at the fallen bag, Emma gave a mild surge to the camera, before putting the mic up and simply said with a dangerous sweet smile and a sensual lick of her lips.

"Hope to see you there! Emma out!"

Camera Fades back to AKmaster

Well there you have it folks, Emma is clearly out for blood this PPV. Hopefully Megan takes the smarter option and forfeits. I know from experience that despite my clients sweet exterior, many a woman have come to regret crossing her.

But in the off chance she doesn't, I hope to see you all there!