PPV 46
Amber Heard (61%) defeats Emily Addison (39%)
Amber Heard vs. Emily Addison (Oil Wrestling Match)
"With a win likely vaulting either fighter to the precipice of a Title fight, this was unquestionably the biggest fight of the night. Working in Addison's favor was the added wrinkle of it being an oil wrestling match; made more familiar and inviting by her unique line of work. Mere seconds in, however, it was clear that Addison was outclassed. Amber Heard simply dismantled the hapless brunette; turning her into nothing more than an obstacle for Heard to clear on her way to eventually challenging Hilary Duff.
Emily, a former belt-holder herself, was utterly humiliated, despite the fight being short-lived. Much like Stana Katic in her Title defense against Brooklyn Decker, Amber made it seem as though the two didn't even belong in the same ring, dismantling a seemingly frightened Addison with repeated brutal submissions that left the brunette wilted and writhing at the base of the ropes, unable to cover or flee.
With her message sent to the brass, Heard vultured over the mewling Addison, peeling the drenched porn star out of her tiny, biting microkini and towering over her for an extended examination with visions of extraordinary knockouts and humiliating submissions flashing through her head. Frustrated by the voluptuous brunette's unwillingness to stand and indulge in her high-flying plans, Heard straddled Emily's whimpering upper half and planted her heels on Emily's free, oil-matted locks. After a domineering tit-slap, Emily obediently lifted her wrists to seemingly lock-up with Heard, but instead Amber latched onto her wrists and yanked with all her might. Addison squealed in agony as her upper half was torturously lifted off the canvas, her shoulder-blades nearly a foot off the mat, but thanks to Heard's feet, her scalp remained glued to the canvas in an agonizing Hair Stand submission.
Emily helplessly pedaled and kicked her feet, bucking her naked frame recklessly, but only managing to tear more of her planted roots from her scalp. Finally a hoarse wail signaled the merciful end for Addison, finally being peeled out of Amber's grasp by the official long after her initial submission was viciously ignored. Left in a puddle of oil and tears, Addison no longer looked the part of a Champion as Heard towered over her blubbering, naked frame."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Maitland Ward vs. Kaley Cuoco
Kaley Cuoco (48%) *UPSETS* Maitland Ward (52%) via RNG
Maitland Ward vs. Kaley Cuoco (Oil Wrestling Match)
"An everpresent and worthy challenger for the TNA Championship belt despite her record, Maitland Ward was hellbent on proving her DNA was more 'fighter' than 'pair of tits' to be paraded around the CWF in skimpy attire. Perhaps even less believable a wrestler was Kaley Cuoco, who was only a handful of losses away from challenging for the Jobber Queen title. In fact, she was only a narrow one seed higher than the reigning Queen of Suck, Taylor Swift, in the ranks.
Staring face-to-tit with another fleshy demise was the surprisingly lethargic blonde; stripped topless like her counterpart, but unlike Ward, this feeling was unfamiliar and paralyzing for Cuoco. The actress' hesitance to drop her swaddling armbra left her taut tummy invitingly exposed, and after she was slung by the bicep into the corner with an oily *THWACK*, the redhead went to work on cracking the blonde's ribs. The crowd boisterously rang out in unison as Maitland hunched at the waist and drove spear-after-spear into Cuoco's flexing abdomen; each threatening to puncture the blonde's gut.
"ONE! TWO! THREEEE!! FOU---"
Suddenly the count stopped and an aura of shock washed over the onlookers. With her mouth hanging breathlessly agape from the relentless belly onslaught, Kaley finally dropped her armbra and slung her right wrist over the bent redhead's slender neck, tightening her bicep like a noose around Maitland's throat. The hunched actress let out a gutted, throaty grunt as Kaley lifted her thigh and drove the point of her knee square into Ward's bosom, a fleshy *CLAP* erupting from the impact, accompanied by a blinding mist of oil and sweat. Maitland's ruby-painted toes lifted off the canvas as her coiled frame curled around Cuoco's rippling thigh, hoarsely gagging as she collapsed back to a knee, genuflecting still in Kaley's unrelenting grasp. Ward's arms rushed to swaddle her pulsing abdomen, her heaving tits teardropping toward the canvas before she was pulled off her knees by a surprisingly revitalized Cuoco.
Bunny-hopping onto the bottom ropes, Kaley vaulted herself into the air with Maitland's skull still in-tow, using her momentum to spin toward the center of the ring and detonate Ward's forehead into the canvas. The shallow wading pool of oil exploded as if the two had cannonballed into it, coating the already drenched fighters as Ward went skull-first into the mat, trampolining off the springy canvas with a meaty *THUD*. The lifeless, splayed redhead gurgled and blew bubbles in the oil as she slumped face-down, fleshily twitching and pitching as her massive tits spilled out the sides of her slender frame, pancaked against the ground under her weight. Sloshing the convulsing porn star to her backside with a gentle shove to the shoulder to ensure she was left tits-up, Cuoco slid to a seat at Ward's hip, leaning over the awkwardly twisted and contorted redhead and degradingly pinching her cheeks together.
"Nice try, but stick to porn..." Cuoco quipped in a gruff parting shot before raising her arms in quiet victory."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Alexa Bliss (67%) defeats Emilia Clarke (33%)
Alexa Bliss vs. Emilia Clarke (Oil Wrestling Match)
"While a debut loss is never looked upon kindly, it would be fair to chalk Alexa Bliss' first defeat up to bad scheduling luck. A true coinflip fall to a much more stout and seasoned professional wrestler didn't spell disaster for the pixie blonde's career, and in her first bout as a favorite she handled business with ease. Completely out of her element, and even moreso out of her league, Emilia Clarke stood little chance from the opening bell. While the oil wrestling match had a more playful feel than a sinister one, Bliss never relenquished control for a second, ragdolling the brunette across the slippery ring with a million-dollar smile until a final rear naked choke to the dizzied actress brought about her merciful end."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Michelle Trachtenberg vs. Rosie Huntington
Michelle Trachtenberg (67%) defeats Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (33%)
Michelle Trachtenberg vs. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Oil Wrestling Match)
"Newly stabled and fan-favorite, Michelle Trachtenberg, had been vaulting up the Flyweight rankings thanks to her last couple narrow victories. Another win here against an emerging talent like Rosie Huntington would have Michelle knocking on the door of the top-3 in her division. The brunette's guile was ultimately the deciding factor in this one; with perhaps a touch of renewed confidence now that she was finally wanted by a stable after remaining a free agent for so long. Despite being towered over, Trachtenberg managed to cut the statuesque blonde down to size with a relentless assault on her slender lower half; practically crippling Huntington-Whiteley to the point she lost her mobility. Coupled with the slip-'n-slide surface they were attempting to fight upon, Rosie was helpless. Finally snagging her wounded prey along the outskirts, Michelle managed to twist the lithe actress up in the ropes until she was too tangled to see straight; her upper half spent from the struggle as it draped invitingly over the middle rope. Mounting the squirming Rosie from behind and taking a rough seat atop her arched spine, Trachtenberg unleashed an astonishing Standing Camel Clutch that had the devastated blonde tapping in only a matter of seconds."
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Samara Weaving (62%) defeats Adriana Chechik (38%)
Samara Weaving vs. Adriana Chechik (Oil Wrestling Match)
"In a battle between two well-matched rookies, each were thrown into the deep end with their big debuts taking place inside a ring full of oil, both of their bodies being thoroughly covered in the slippery substance prior to the bouts beginning. No amount of training could properly prepare either women for the complications the oil would bring, especially when they each were facing off against an opponent desperate to start their CWF career off with a major debut victory.
Adriana, at the very least, had some experience with being covered in oil in her field of work, with that little experience proving a godsend for her as she controlled the beginning of the match against the feisty blonde Aussie, baiting her opponent into slips and slides all over the oil-soaked ring canvas. Every time Weaver managed to get Chechik in her grasp the brunette beauty found a way to slither out of harm's way, often taunting Samara with a quick smack on the blonde's butt or flick of her tit as she escaped. The originally split crowd soon began chanting for Chechik, loving every bit of her confidence and raw sexuality as she teased Samara and the crowd, smacking her own ass and jiggling her chest to the roar of the arena.
Every smack on her ass, every flick of her tit, and every time she had to see this porn star showing off to the crowd as she lay face-first on the mat, wiping oil from her eyes, it all infuriated the Australian star. She was here for a fight, while Chechkik seemed to get off on wearing Weaver down and playing to the crowd. The final straw came as Samara tried to pull Adriana in close, latching one arm as Chechik used her free hand to resist by grabbing the ring ropes. Weaving knew she couldn't hang on, but instead, Adriana released the rope, sliding straight into Samara's clutches as the Aussie pulled her inwards. "Finally!" Samara audibly grumbled as the pornstar came right into her clutches, bodies pressing against each other as Samara slid ever so slightly back, losing a bit of balance. "Nice to finally meet you", Adriana smirked, pulling herself in closer as she used one hand to sensually stroke the side of Samara's face. Before Weaving could react, Chechik pulled her body in even closer, pressing her waist and tits firmly up against Samara's oily, perky pair. With a wink, Chechik slid quickly out of her clutches, using the lack of friction to skate around Samara's back before pushing the blonde to the mat, all to the roar of the crowd, with catcalls and chants cheering for the slippery pornstar who turned around to face the audience and blow a kiss.
The boisterous crowd suddenly went silent, confusing Chechik for a moment before she felt the blonde crash into her back like a torpedo, a spear from Samara sending Adriana crashing haphazardly into the ropes, arms drenched dazedly over the top rope. "Try to embarrass me, you cunt!" Weaving hissed, pulling the brunette back towards her by her panties, wrapping her arms around her stomach before lifting her up and over for a sickening looking german suplex. Samara looked down at the listless brunette, her body barely moving as the Aussie slid down to her knees, side by side with Adriana, looking at the crowd for a split moment with indifference before grabbing Chechkik's hair, lifting up her head, and slamming her face into the oily surface over and over again, 5 times until dropping the brunette collapsed unceremoniously against the mat. Samara angrily pushed Adriana over onto her back, mounting her stomach with one hand placed on the center of Adriana's chest. 1. 2. 3."
- Submission by Mr. Drake
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